ahahaahaa! proper good Monday thread! :D

yeh, fair play. Sounds pretty satisfying.

Haha. Good stuff guys. This is making me feel better about my stupid otb faceplant last week, when my freehub gave way whilst stomping up a slight incline back from work on my SS. Proper swollen face black eye big scabby head etc. perfect for customer service :)

I’ve never worried about work being bothered about me turning up a bit smashed up. Turned in with a great big black eye, badly scabbed forehead, and swollen face last week. **** ’em. They’ve got used to it.. oh it’s just Kev. The managers are mostly fat and stupid anyway! They, and the company certainly don’t care about me! I’d rather a bit of external cosmetic damage than mindless physical apathetic idleness!

if work had issues with cuts and grazes from small spills rocks and thorns Unless you are a male model, tell them to do one. It’s your life.

I’d imagine what you’re on about is marketing and advertising bullshit. Buy this this and that and go to this place to do this this and that and you will become this and this and no longer this and that. It’s all about money and selling a person an idea. It’s a big market this outdoor “extreme” sports image. Big market. Huuge market. kerrching! Maybe you are just getting sentimental for the old days of hopping on a bike and going for a ride in the woods/hills to get away from all that crap.. After all, a bike is cheap and a forest/hill is free and ann easy way to have fun/exercise. you can still do that! Just don’t go to Llandegla! Personally – It’s not what I want from my cycling. Cycling to me is a freedom/escape from all that .

aye, Let The Right One In is brilliant if you haven’t seen it.

err.. Old Joy

whoohoo! Nazis, always with the Nazis! This thread is overrrrr

Hun.

as in, Instead of you enjoying your day off, let’s go to IKEA, hun.

also, IKEA. That’s deffo a ladies word, never heard blokes use it much.

Boo. I’ll be at work :( mae’r saeson yn cachu brics!

It’s a common misconception that you need to be particularly intelligent or socially aware to earn loads. I suppose you could live your whole life like that. just look at the PM!

true

mmmm.. bacon butties for brekkie :mrgreen:

sounds like a cool little project. before you build it why not make a couple of calls to the local powdercoaters? got my old commuter hack f&f stripped and painted fo 30 quid. felt like a fresh new bike

that’s what i did footflaps :) wet foot on a brown envelope

know exactly what you mean op. fed up of waiting around for a rare day off work that isn’t damp n miserable. already work outdoors in **** wind n rain all week. just decided to do different stuff- 30 min run along the coast in between showers/gales, have a go on my weights etc trying to find someone to play badminton. temptation is to just get loads of beers in and sit on xbox/internet and get fat!

did a bit of basic research-turns out i over pronate and i’ve got narrow feet. found some adidas supernova sequence 5 half price 37.50. just back from my first *ahem* “run”…cough…..wheeze.. proper comfy shoes tho :)

Lol at matt. That(s exactly how i see flashy!

This thread is sooooi stw

it’s all part of the look. Why they have such expensive watches but do tje whole crap cheap jeans and shirts iook ‘m not sure

This is the manliest thread ever. Good work!

stella. but i’ve had a knock to the head and turned it down a bit. meddle.

woody have you seen american psycho?

I don’t see myself as that educated on politics, I just want people to be nice, so stop smoking yo bastards and open a window

cos they is shit

ohh ffs you know you’re all wrong. again. all wrong. surely I’m right. I’ve just got to go figure out what “I’m Right” is, then it’s all cool! and you’re wrong…

y’know, I knew it had some negatives..

My comiserations :( I don’t go GRR on plusnet. yet.

ex local mountain men hanging up their stuff i reckon, can find some good stuff on a good day…

it’s great eh, makes me wonder what the people that are so slim in parts of africa are doing, those slim people with nothing to eat. I reckon people are slim cos they don’t have stuff to stick in their gob. I don’t know how to turn that into a succesful modern western diet program though.. the not having enough to get fat diet?….

I’m going to go away and have a think about something or other and come back with a shitload of bullet points. whoo ha

that ist weakest meaninglestEST RAAANT eva..

terrible terrible not followed rules terrible terrible, I take it as a given you were taking up parking spaces not allowed to you? you are a terrible person. you can question all these fines and tell em to **** right off.

use your own discretion. I think you can make up your own mind.

xwing lego fighter 2.50 gave it to a mate
fisher price telephone bought for 2.00 sold to some daft person for 25 on ebay
endura baselayer supposed to be 25 poundzzz bought it as good as new 2.99

I could go on and on..

did you see how christian bale lost weight to become “The machinist”? from a proper hefty bloke solid muscle. he stopped eating apart from an apple or a tin of tuna a day. He lost a shitload of weight and had a HUGELY SLIM BODY. TERRIBLY SLIM. wHICH IS GOOD

you’re eating too much. stop eating.

Doesn’t matter who you vote for, the government still gets in.. and all those slimy self serving power hungry posh politicians that WE vote for that stand for little or nothing as far as I’m concerned.

get one hora, then get bored of it and sell it to me at a substantially discounted stw forum rate!

it is indeed peppered mackerel!
would love a beer or 4 tonight but have to be in work tomorrow

same here. sod work! :D