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from her blog; jokes about the way people with DS talk, jokes about the way they dress, jokes about the jobs they can do, jokes about their haircuts, jokes about their parents being old and old-fashioned

That's pretty lame and weak. I wanna hear verbatim exactly what he said first before giving him a load of grief. is it recorded or sommat? I'd imagine the BBC will do him then? the way they did J Ross/That Russell **** bloke for Manuelgate?

So, does anyone know exactly what he said then?in what context? cos I read the link and there's nowt there.

On the other hand, I thought the episode of Ricky Gervais' Extras with the Downs Syndrome girl (the one with Kate Winslet) was great.

"a dangerous mental patient escapes from a ward and steals a vehicle. without his medication his behaviour becomes increasingly physchotic, he's putting lives in danger. this lunatic isn't stopping, police can't let this madness continue, he's totally deranged and will kill someone in seconds….etc"

later..

"the mental patient is returned to his ward without a scratch, no one was injured"

TELLY OFF.

twas just on telly. sheriff Bunnells teeth are on now.

"the suspect must be drunk or high on drugs, speeding like a maniac etc, the patrol unit closes in…"…

later…

"the suspect wasn't on drugs or alcohol and is facing basic traffic charges"

nah, got bikey in the morn, fresh n early.

Rambo though. WTF!

Like a caterpillar?

YeH, Got one, drove it about for a bit. took the stickers off and got it powdercoated by a bloke in Rhyl. Might singlespeed it.

Storm Thorgerson, don't they make outdoor gear and vaccuum mugs for extreme tea drinking? I'm gonna have a look in Blacks.

D'ya get a concession for being a c**T?! :D

how d'you know they aren't simulating green flying saucers from mars. There could be an invasion imminent. Does the MOD know something we don't?

I've run out of tin foil! sheeeit.

ooh, I'd like to see that. Some of his stuff reminds me of Magritte.

Artist: Martin Sharp

she's probably thought a lot about it "hmm,he's a carpenter (making chairs out of wood). He likes going off into the woods (on that stupid bike). I KNOW… making a chair in the woods! HE'S GONNA LOVE IT! I#m so sensitive and thoughtful"

I'd just humour her, grin and be happy. Give her the willow chair on her birthday saying it reminds you of your special time together blaH BLAh.

nah, fuckit. scratch that.

I can't seem to get motivated to exercise, I can't seem to get started on anything I want to to, I prevaricate and procrastinate and nothing gets done, even when I really want to do something… I don't know what to do, but I have to do something as I really can't keep going on like I am…

Yeah, I know that one. I just got pissed a lot instead, really doesn't help. For me, I had to make a big change in my life to get a proper sense of perspective, not that easy when you don't know what it is and can't even get out of bed!. If you dig deep and be honest with yourself, you might know what to do.

if they were shooting at cartoons of mohammed, would that make it ok?

a patch on the outside? what?!

patched up now with old tube glued inside, and glued the cut. Going for a local ride tomorrow, see how it goes. Might be new tyre time, can't be doing with it going bang in the middle of nowhere.

Me! not been to a demo day before.

got a bluepig and a Scott genius 50 to have a go on.

Play on my own bike after! Woop! Will that Doddy bloke be in a tent Gurning at people?

Sharkbait – I REALLY want that gizmo in my kitchen! I could show it off to some iphone owners, I'd say "have you got a **** app that does THAT??! HAVE YOU???"

What's "Digital Economy" supposed to mean then? Just call it what it is, Censorship.

How exactly are they gonna do it?

Don't Like That, shut it down Smithers. err.. it's popped back up somewhere else Sir. I said Shut It Down!, err…

I read that as Potnoodle, now I really want a chicken & mush potnoodle. cheers!

got an old Rotel ra-920ax. It's good enough to annoy the neighbours and looks nice. Must be less than £50 on ebay.

My cambridge audio A1 went pop, albeit after many years service and being lugged about all over the place in the back of ricketty vans.

Threads.

What if the heat melted some congealed fat on the walls of your oven and it dripped into your oven chips? Your calculations would be screwed.

Used to love riding Epping when it was dry, a right slog when clogged with mud! There's some great narrow singletrack through the trees, there was a jumpy bombhole spot up near pole hill. Used to ride up from Hackney and do a big loop up to High Beech.

You really gotta find some local knowledge though, or you'll never find the good bits and get lost for ages!

Painting. climbing. reading. boozing.

some cool people

still wanna know whst's cool.

i can go shit in a bucket, rigght now! ooof. coolest plop eva!

a "Weyland-Yutani shirt, I've got a MAAS-NEOTEK one" what is that??

not really.

I don't have a camera. or a phone camera.

no one's gonna own up to buying stuff to "be cool" though. I'm sure it goes on all the time.

proper good quality cycling top, don't fit me. not cool or uncool i dunno.

proper laughed my head off at mark datz! right place right time geezer. lol.

aha! talkmada.. easy chain to pull!! it's aload of bollucks though isn't it.

" a T-shirt depicting the lgo of some obscure Japanese Industrial Techno outfit; only 500 made. Or a T-shirt with a piece of old school sound engineering eqbout being cool then uipment in white outline on dark blue. "
lol, they're all over charidee shops up here.

speaking of which, I found a proper good pearl izumi top in charidee shop, i can't squeeze it, u want?

answer the question! what phone? what computer, what car, what shirt, what beer….!
I came across a mens health mag at work and I was amazed how much it proscribed "cool" on the reader. you need this, you must have that! what a load of crap!

but what stuff can I buy to make up for my lack of cool.