put whisky in it

Jesus Christ! Tell them you don’t want your windows done anymore. Look in yellow pages for someone else. Phone them with a phone. HOW HARD IS IT??!! HAS to be a troll thread.

they have these little black boxes in Argos for a fiver. They have red digital numbers on them. They need power off a battery or the mains. You can set the time on them, and get them to make a loud noise at anytime. AMMazing.

THink he needs better lighting. Can’t they afford menacing red lightbulbs? Like when a Hollywood nuclear sub goes defcon-1 whoop-whoooop. You know shit got serious when they start with the red lightbulbs.

Looks like he got his phone, furniture and Dictat-a-chair from The Regency Royal Hotel in Llandudno. That place is in a frikkin pinky-beige timewarp! The whole faded pink, beige and grey is a bit old peoples home dahhling, not saying World Dominating Dictator now is it?

cooked up a chilli. Stuck some in a toasted HCB. Tasted kinda bready/chilli-ey :/

Sorry. Couldn’t help it.

yeah, I ran an old school frame pump I found in a charidee shop for a while, when I lost my mini pump. Never had to use it, but it did look cool!

Love this sort of stuff. Not seen that second one.

that’s the fella^^

Topeak one for me too, manage to stuff all I need in there, it’s out the way, stays put and well made. Clips round saddle rails and velcro’s round seatpost. Got a strap to stick your light on and an inner mesh strap to hold some cake money.

haha slice it perfectly in half, including that little tree and the central flowers! Be reaaallly meticulous about it!

but if you’re lefthanded, no one would see the joke. Kind of a visual in-joke for a group of 1!

could you not just scan the right-hand mug with a 3D scanner, then do a vertical mirror-flip in 3D software, then print it out with a 3D printer. Voila, left-hand mug. The technology is available now…

Why don’t you offer to turf both sides if she pays for it and you’ll do the labour? Then you can chalk up a dividing white line and a mini footy field for a kickabout or proper team rivalry to solve disputes. First to 3 wins. Could you also squeeze in a little terrace?, so the other neighbours could back up their favourite team and shout drunken abuse and chants. The street could save all their pent up anger and bickering till say, saturdays at 3pm! Cos it’s a small pitch, just have smaller goals and use a tennis ball and 2 players aside.

wow, great rant Poly! Cycling is deffo for normal PEOPLE. though.

F********K terrible. don’t know what to say mate :( Call MIND or your Doc if it’s making you feel bad.

have a good time mate, I’m sure the
locals won’t bite too hard! :D

nowt wrong with speaking Welsh boyos!
Speaking another language doesn’t make you an insular narrow minded **** y’know!

Don’t expect too much mate, It’s a proper grimhole..

Life could be worse. Michael is sat freezing outside sainsburys in Llandudno right now. I reckon he’d fancy a corned beef pasty.

Some stupid blokey comments on here. nice one chaps.

it’s impossible.. sorry..some of those lists are so wrong! but that’s what makes them great!

I’m so glad you used that missing phone to contact the owner and return it. excellent. Good thread.

good call with Beta band, Eels and Eno. to be pedantificied and a bit pished… all just individual blokes no? Can I get a Sparklehorse then? So hard to stick music into a nice common pocket… It don’t work like that…

are you going to compile all this info and make a chart or a GRAPH? I DO LILKE A GOOD GRAPH…

North coastal Gogledd Cymru, It’s ok here and I like it :) maybees I just like hanging around with sheep

return to owner. or just post on stw to make you look interesting, up to you.

Don’t know if it has been done: Candy Girl – New Edition.. it’s as perfect as an idea of pop I could hear

I don’t think The Welsh give a toss what STW thinks..

OH YA Rusty with the Electro Luminescence! Now you need a Hitatchi twin-tape ghettoblaster. IN frikkinn SILVER!!

what about meeee?, I’m Welsh, and I’ve just eaten a whole family sized cottage pie and a big bag of Chilli doritos. Will I die? Burrrrp..

yeah, it did a bit of a snow dump last night. Brilliant! was quite a good laugh messing about on Conwy Mountain in big old drifts. Diving and rolling in perfect crunchy snow really brings out he kid in you :D

what is this Swallows and Amazons, it’s obviously something I must read!

I’m so pleased I used the word “Miasma”. Goodnight! :)

thanks Trevron73. what do you think you can do? cos i have little Idea myself..!

Love a bit of Brian Eno and a bit of Velvet Underground, I suppose I found Bowie after them. so who found who? and does it matter? I’m just about to put Diamond Dogs on as Another Green World or Velvet Underground. It’s all good music in the miasma of the time. I’m not old enough to be an EXPERT!

That sounds ace mate! wahoo! :) I thnk you are right with the quieter approach myself.

Neil Young’s “Old Man” can get me going after a few too many beers. It’s not even the sentiment of the lyrics, it’s the feeling within the song. neils singing and wierd voice. My old man won’t be around forever, and the person he used to be, and I used to be have vanished. I’ts hard to listen to that song without making it emotional.

You pissed?
Two Little Boys – Rolf Harris
Loads of other stuff really depends on my mood at the time.
Billie Holliday, Nick Drake..
There was a great thread here recently where all the cynical stw bastards opened their hearts to their moving tunes.. dunno what it was soz.. Something like “be honest now…”