A few years ago in my geography class one of the guys asked the question ‘Do you remember the Christmas that was on Friday the 13th?’ to the class in general. The stereotypical dumb blonde pipes up with ‘Oh yeah, that was a couple of years ago wasn’t it?’ The whole class burst out laughing at her and I don’t think she figured out why :D

Anyone else pull off some rad trolley 360 action?

I work part time at a supermarket and I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve been told off by managers for doing this :oops: :D

I also like to make up random lines of conversation when walking past people just to see if they’re listening, stuff like ‘and then I farted so hard I pooped a bit’ :D

The Thought Gang by Tibour Fischer is actually laugh out loud funny

+1
I got a lot of funny looks a few years ago on holiday when I properly laughed out loud plenty of times whilst reading this beside the pool :D

I already take a ‘no prisoners’ approach to riding, including liberal use of horn/main-beam and have no worry whatsoever with squeezing through narrow (or sometimes, too narrow :oops:) gaps.

I’m guessing folk have gotten fed up with people on bikes acting like bar stewards so they act the same back. What goes around comes around

I had something like this a while ago, whenever I would start up my computer a window would pop up saying I had a virus and had to pay X amount of money to get it fixed. Whenever I tried to open a program, no matter what the program was, the virus would block it saying that it was infected and I had to pay X amount of money to get it fixed.

The only way I could get rid of it was to restart my computer and then straight away spam CTRL+ALT+DELETE so that the task manager loaded before the virus did. Then I had to google all the process running in the task manager until I found which one the virus was and ending that process. After that I went on the bleeping computer website mentioned above and found a way to properly remove it from my computer.

HTH

It would be roughly a 40mm difference in circumference which if my maths is correct is about a 2% decrease in radius which would mean that everytime your car says you’ve done a mile you’ve only done 98% of a mile (if you don’t get the speedo reconfigured). Whilst this might not seem alot it would mean that you’d put quite a few more miles on the clock that you haven’t actually done by the time you take them off next year

Don’t think so, I’m not sure if the thinner tyre would fit on your wheel although i’m not an expert and have never needed to change my tyres before.

Also iirc the 60 in your post is a percentage of the width of your tyres, i.e the distance between the edge of the rim and the circumference of the tyre would be different. If the thinner tyres did fit your wheels (again I dont know if they would or not) then you’d need to get your speedo reconfigured as the smaller tyre would make it inaccurate.

But as I said I’m not an expert and could speaking a pile of rubbish :P

all there nice new roads

really… IME the roads in england are a lot better than the roads in scotland

Have you thought about aberdeen uni? there’s plenty of decent biking up here and the uni’s pretty good too, also if you’re wanting to get into oil and gas then why not go where all the oil is, i.e aberdeen? also there’s plenty of decent banter in the uni mtb club :D

anything from here linky

have you tried ‘clatty midden’, i’ve found that tends to go down a treat but might be more of a regional thing :P

Quality stuff :D

Chuck it all in a pan, thats what I always do

ONE HUNDRED!

Edit: damn! too late

SNOW!

my missing wheel from crc?

an underwater hockey match?

It turns out that he does actually have the whopping great big scar on his chest so naturally im feeling like a bit of an @rse right now

I’ll go apologise big style tomorrow

hmm… so they wouldn’t actually have cut through his ribs? maybe there was a grain of truth to what he said then… i feel kinda bad now. I’ll apologise tomorrow.

I still say squeeze his arse & see if it’s like a set of bagpipes

I reckon this could be an appropriate apology :P

Edit: Although saying that none of us have seen any sign of a scar, but i’ll still apologise tomorrow anyway

Two Americans and an Irishman are standing on top of a Las Vegas skyscrapper when the Irishman says, “I wish it wasn’t so cloudy, I really wanted to be able to see the ground from up here.” So one of the Americans, “It’s not that bad, you’re so high up and the clouds are so thick that if you jumped off the top of the building you’d hit them and bounce back up”. “Never!” exclaims the Irishman, “I don’t believe that!” “It’s true!” says the first American, “here, I’ll show you” and he jumps off the top of the building and true enough he hits the clouds and bounces back up to the roof. The Irishman is ashtonished and says, “Wow! I’ve got to try that!”, so he jumps off the top of the building and falls straight through the clouds and hits the ground and dies. The second American turns to the first and says, “You know you can be a right bastard at times Superman.”

An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. The American says “I’ve got four sons, one more and I’ll have my own basketball team”. The Englishman, looking rather smug, says “So what? I’ve got ten sons, one more and I’ll have my own football team”. So then the Scotsman says “I’ve got seventeen wives, one more and I’ll have my own golf course!”

I’ve got a set of skullcandy titans and they’re not bad for £25ish quid, they seal out any external noise pretty effectively so you don’t need to listen to your music at stupid volumes to hear it over a bus engine. I’ve never owned a set of cx-300’s so I don’t know how the titans compare to them but I was looking at getting some a couple of weeks ago but went for the titans instead because there seemed to be a lot of fake cx-300’s online. The only bad thing I would say about the titans is that when something touches the wire, like your clothes rubbing against it, the noise is noticable over the top of your music.

Tyrrells honey roast ham and cranberry, they are lush

Edit: Actually salt and vinegar chipsticks have to be up there aswell… and salt and shake without the salt

That lunchtime isn’t when you think it is.
I dropped my bike off at my lbs and was told it would be ready for collection “around lunchtime”… I’m still waiting :|

Pain heals
Chicks dig scars
Glory is eternal

other than that let him ride sections at his own pace and he’ll enjoy himself

Haha i’d forgotten about that video :P from what I remeber it was raining pretty heavily the night before aswell which only made it harder/more fun to ride. Thats my mate hitting the deck at 3.23 :P

Sounded interesting, gave up at this point though..

The idea was first put forward in 1995 by Nancy Lieder, founder of the website ZetaTalk. Lieder describes herself as a contactee with the ability to receive messages from extra-terrestrials from the Zeta Reticuli star system through an implant in her brain.

i got a bit further into than you then, i gave on it when the astronomers pointed out that you would be able to see it by now without using telescopes (if it was going to hit in 2012) and the only counter arguement that the theorists could make was that it was hiding behind the sun… :D

this mostly

:D

One of the more interesting conspiracy theories to me is the planet x one where basically governments are covering up the fact that a giant planet from the edge of our solarsystem is about to crash into the earth killing everyone.

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Such a tune!

There’s an arrow in the fedex logo, where?

Edit: Ahh right, just seen it

Hey guys

I’m in the middle of building a downhill hardtail and I’m not sure which wheels to get, what wheels are you guys using?

Apparently I’m a dab hand at making violins… who knew

“she’s taken a couple swings at her mum before but she’s a nice girl really”

I’ve also seen a man properly sprinting down the aisle of a supermarket towards the checkouts with a big family sized pack of toilet roll under his arm. :P

Has anyone considered the corrieyairack? http://www.corrieyairack.org/index2.html