I had a customer ring me to say her parcel was at the wrong address. I checked with Hermes, they said it was correct. The place it was delivered to was 2 miles down the road and had traced my customer and phoned her directly. After another call to Hermed they admitted it was incorrect and picked it up and redelivered it.
Even if the sender didn’t ask for a signature, the driver still gets one and they do have gps.
However, the sender can also state a “safe place” to deliver to if the receiver is not in.

If he’s a ****t, which he sounds like, complain to the council.
You can report untaxed cars via the Dvla website and it won’t be long until the anpr van arrives to check.
Failing that, dog sh1t in paper bag. Doorstep, light fire to bag, knock hard and run.

I don’t know about good but it’s looking like its all road and some of it is bloody steep.

You have obviously told them about the terrible damage to it?

Didn’t man united do something similar selling the whole kit for the cost of just a shirt?
They ended up honouring the mistake.
Tesco have also done similar.

Shops fault, end of.
Be interested to see what the invoice says on it.

Google “YouTube convertor” find the song on YouTube and convert it to mp3 file.

It’s because the UK ones are to be ridden on the left of the road.
Most countries ride on the right so more of these are made, hence cheaper.

Yes I’m joking!

The reason behind this issue is several young Italian Men are being admitted to hospital with dick injuries.
The lesser suction will reduce the amount of hospital admissions.

If you’re local, I have a few car clamps you can borrow.

So you shot twice once?

Got the DVD top, top programme.
Spoilt by making the Airplane films.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m gonna break your face,
I’m gonna break your face.

Nothing to do with coffee, just my favourite poem ever.
Can’t remember what film, Rocky 2 maybe?

Edit, was Police Squad, just as a thread starts about Police Squad.

There was a young lady from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
Then pissed all over the vanilla coffee pods, who drinks this shit?

The boy stood on the burning deck,
His pocket full of crackers,
A spark went down his trouser leg,
And heated up his nespresso vanilla coffee pods to the correct temperature for a nice coffee.

Thinking I’m suave like George Clooney,
And using a nice silver spooney,
I bought this machine,
Thinking ladies be keen,
But they say I look more like Wayne Rooney.

OVO energy.
Read meters every month. Get 3% interest on credit (been overpaying £100 a month for over a year)
No hassle. Claiming money back just email photo of meters and 7 days later cash in the bank.

Ivano, good luck whatever you decide.
I wish you and your family well whatever the outcome.
I have seen both sides of what you are going through and the happier people are the ones who have split.
It may be shitty at first but time is a good healer.
Don’t worry about the kids, they always seem to end up ok IMO.

They probably assumed a strong 3G signal and google maps would suffice.

Binners.
Burnley will be 2-0 up by 30 mins in.
Then it’s down to the defence.
Could end up 2-0 or 2-5

So why is a round of beers more than one?

Muke that was called Zoing!

I read recently about a doorbell with built in camera that, if your out, rings you on your phone like a Skype chat.
You can see who it is and speak to them through it. ie put the parcel in the shed etc, even if you’re abroad.

Bedford insurance for mine.
Was cheapest and don’t carry goods in it.

Don’t think there’s a curfew.
Had one for my daughter, they come out and fit the box.
Get bonus miles for keeping under speed limit and they don’t like motorway miles or driving at peak times.
Got ours to £600 with me on as named driver (not main).

Flour, water and pinch of salt.
Mix to a dough.
Pick a 2 foot twig from a live tree and peel off the bark.
Wrap dough round peeled twig and cook over fire till crispy.
(Don’t eat the bark, burn it)

Maybe a new addition to the family now might not be a bad idea?
Bit of youth for company.

Doorstep, dog sh1t, paper bag, matches, find somewhere else to ride.

My 14 year old Choccy Lab went on Metacam for her arthritis last year.
She seemed better for a while but recently I have stopped giving it to her now and she seems ok.
Struggles after long walks now but oddly still able to jump up and down for food.
Need a prescription £10 from vets if buying elsewhere. Vets charge £60 for 180ml but around £35 online.

Bradfords finest drivers on show

Just been watching lightning here in Weir (Bacup) for last 20 mins.
Who and how do “they” record lightning strikes?

If the glasses are too big, move the camera closer to your head and retake the photo.

Is this him?

Wonder what size wheels he rides.

Discapade I have just mailed you.

Found in her bedroom this morning (after going through all the bins in great detail).
Looks like iOS 7.1 knocked find my iphone off completely.
Now re-installed again.

I believe there is a cafe at the top now but the Paragliders only go so far up.
I bet they would give you a lift up with your bike for a few quid.

You could always head past the outdoor amphitheater and follow the coast road or even head towards the ghost town on the old back road (big flag on hillside above tombs)
Personally never seen a cyclist yet and been to Fethiye every year for last 6 years.
Turbo roads in Turkey are nothing like Spain, Greece or Italy, you would definitely need to make sure you are insured medically before you go. Check if Mtb is classed as a “dangerous sport”.

And don’t do a jeep safari (google – jeep safari Fethiye)

No parking at all between oxen hope and hebden bridge.
Signs up saying vehicles will be towed.
Large lay by at top commandeered for race marshals only.
Ogden water good shout, also try looking at Halifax sailing club area. Might be able to get there perhaps on the day.

Just a heads up, if you end up with bailiffs EITHER you or your brother can be liable to pay the balance!

Roads on and near the route are closed at 6.30am.
Cars will be towed away!
Be aware if planning to drive over to routes you may still have quite a walk/cycle.

Sunday: Planning to drive to Todmorden then cycle canal side to Hebden Bridge/Mytholmroyd.