Motorbike (big crash)
Shattered right knee
Shattered right femur
Mahoosive gash in left thigh
Loads of internal injuries (emergency laparotomy)
Motorbikes (wee crashes)
2 broken ribs (twice)
Chipped bone in right ankle
Loads of sprained ankles and wrists
Mountain Bikes
Snapped tib and fib right leg (1 crash)
3″ crack in radius into right elbow (another crash)
Plus loads of injuries when I was a kid and bounced a lot better than I do now