Could you use self adhesive velcro patches glued or stapled around your leg, and the opposite inside the shorts?

Otherwise, this.

The new jetskis. ;-)

I imagine some people even film their jetskis with them.

Mary Anne Hobgoblin played it other day.

I really like it. Reminds me very much of Disintegration era.

Looking forward to the tape coming out.

I just use the one in the door of the Rolls.

Doesn’t everyone?

The other half giving me a kiss when she’s just sprayed all sorts of floral stinky stupid lady potion all over her face and it ruins the taste of my coffee.

Bleurggggghhhhh!

Stickers on stuff that you need an angle grinder or 48 hours of your life to remove fully.

People (one in particular sitting near me right now) wearing so much perfume they stink out the train.

It stinks.

Person sitting near username checks out.

People that ‘climbed Snowdon’ at the weekend.

Nah man. You walked up a path.

Lolz

haha! I think own that album! Is it the Minor Threat one with the guy sitting with his head in his hands?

Ha!

Yes! Very well done.  :-)

Minor Threat by Minor Threat

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Washington DC

Had mine done recently at 60 quid. Took her about 3 minutes.

Was worth it.

90 minutes isn’t masses of time but there are plenty of variations you could do.

I can pull loads of routes from OS maps in gpx files so (not sure messaging works on here now) would be more than happy to send you a couple of options if you chuck me an email address.

I’ve often parked in the car park at the North end in the map below, done the zig zag climb and then just enjoyed getting to the tops, going as far to each next top as you feel.

I think it’s an Oak, but the bark on the branch is a little unusual looking.

How did you just find out?

I agree, he’s exceptionally wooden when interviewing but, everything is forgiven for Names in Songs… :-)

How the frig did you get that?!

A wax jacket

I would quite like a waxed cotton jacket, but are there any that don’t make you look like a posho?

The Lenches

Shagorant then.

Shag

I’m far less annoyed by Nick Grimshaw than I thought I’d be.

After another audio assault by MAH and her self-indulgent mega mix of pretentious experimental twaddle, I’d be happy for Grimmy to replace her when Lauren returns I think.

They don’t even pay…sea tax?

People driving around leaking diesel. It should be treated like driving on bald tyres

Yeah. Someone on a group I’m in shared a crazy pov video the other day of him going down hard on a roundabout on his Royal Enfield bike. Really really nasty stuff.

Ees filligree

Google’s for noodles.

We’ve got a lot in common as he’s been on Grand Designs, and I’ve been on Shed of the Year, which is basically the same thing ;-)

Well, I’ve started work this week hopefully for a few months on the Passivhaus, North Cotswolds one.

Really nice people.

I’m currently working under the spiral staircase fettling all these curved doors that a mate of mine made.

There’s about 7 around the staircase bottom and several more here and there.

Cool house and interesting chatting to the owner.

Making posh handsaws with Alec Steele

The weirdest thing I do is never walk on cracks on the pavement, or in line with drainage/manhole/BT box covers….no idea why!

Well, it’s because of the bears innit.

A guy did John O Groats to Lands End on a chopper

I know of a couple of lads that did it on BMXs! Can’t even sit down on them!

Are the photos on your device?

Easiest way (this week) is to use the inbuilt photo uploader rather than paste a URL of an image.

Edit – Scratch that. I see you’re a free member. Don’t think you can do that.

Surely the answer is to fit Bert with 360 degree lighting?

I’m trying to get in touch with Ojays on here but no joy with the messaging

Have you tried on a Love Train?

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