Nobody gives a shit, not the cops, judges or the general public.

People in cars have important things to do and you’re getting in the way.

I used to be really good at sleeping in my 20’s. Not so great now I’m 34 :/

I find I sleep best if I go straight to bed quickly after getting home.

Cannabis is very helpful too.

Nursery costs a grand a month, for 2 kids ?

My missus wants one of these things, I’m screwed :/

Super Monkey Ball

With 200 to spend the Chinese brands are probably your best bet.

Super cheap vinyl players are universally awful and compressing the music for Bluetooth kind of defeats the object of listening to vinyl.

Entry level Project aren’t expensive.

Zap the guys brake discs with a stun gun. Leaves no evidence, but car will never run again 🙂

The request isn’t unreasonable. The way the request was made however, would probably make me unreasonable.

Had mine checked earlier this year, I’m 34.

PSA test isn’t worth a ****, father had low PSA but still had cancer.

That looks stunning !

Canned 2pac lacquer (with the activator in the bottom of the can) is probably the toughest finish you can get from an aerosol. I’d love to paint a bike with some, but powder coat makes more sense for what I want.

My GF has the same cassette on her bike, looked like that from new.

You can get 2pac lacquer in a can these days, it’s expensive but worth the money.

I’ve got one of those Cambridge Audio A1 going spare, yours for 25 quid plus shipping.

I do 16 / 8.

I’m quicker on my bike in the mornings before eating.

I’ve done it with older cars like my CRX, but a lot of these modern ones need you to drop the whole front subframe just to get the gearbox off.

I wouldn’t attempt it now without a pit or a lift of some sort. Engine swaps are easier than a clutch IMO.

I recently bought my girlfriend a Voodoo Maji, which is a ladies version of the Hoodoo. Took it for a spin after bedding in the brakes and knocked 5 seconds off my favourite descent.

My friend has the Bizango and it’s bags of fun for peanuts.

I’ve lost 3 stone since Xmas through intermittent fasting and riding my local red trail.

Havin a ride before I eat seems to kill fat quicker.

Round it up to 20 quid for cut and beard trim. I feel bad for being lazy and waiting until I look homeless.

You usually get at least 5 years of support form point of release with an IPhone.

The SE shares the same guts as 6s, so should have plenty of life left in it. My girlfriend got one on release and doesn’t want to upgrade yet because all the newer ones are bigger.