I once saw an old fella get decked in a 'scrum' for a piece of President Camembert…. It was a piece of CHEESE FFS!
Yeah, but they were French people, does it make more sense now?
they probably decked him because they mistook it for a better Camambert than Président, about the equivalent of Catherdral City to us.
Oh, anyway back on topic, I would definitely chuck a plaster Basilica di San Marco at Berlusconi for a modest payment in cheese. Although I bet the 'assailant' is getting a right good shoeing
err, interviewing now. :(