Lots of faces will go, in particular, the plastic fans.

Extreme TK Maxxing is the only recreation some people have.

Kasumi’s chef and utility knives are really good value. Neilforrow makes a good point in respect of the sharpener. A good one is almost as important as the knife itself.

It’s hardly porn though.

Very eloquent.

Right, I’m really bad at brick-laying. Let’s say for example, I take a brick-laying examination. Passes are graded between A, the highest and F, the lowest attainable pass. I achieve an F.

Would you want me to build your house?

My point was that you can either do something or you cannot. That’s life. What purpose does a poor pass at something as important as physics constitute? It’s meaningless.

Now do carry on being an internet hard man…..

Without sounding trite, what is the point of someone only able to obtain a cabbage grade sitting the examination in the first place?

I think that some form of simple examination should be sat before a person is allowed to vote.

Off-topic, did anyone here a sample question from a physics GCSE paper this morning? What would you use to look at stars?
a)telescope
b)microscope
c)a catheter tube
d) I can’t remember, but it was a cricket bat or something.

On topic: voting is about choice with not voting constituting one of them.
JulianC

That’s my thoughts too, woffle.

It may depend upon your terms of employment. Some companies don’t recognise an e-mail as a legally binding document.

Upon

My wife and I have been living “offshore” for some 8 years now and are seriously considering a move back to the UK as I’m not certain we can make it through another winter here. We’re fairly flexible on where we can live but don’t want to return to our roots in Staffordshire though I used to love Cannock Chase for its accessability from our place in Slitting Mill – it was quite literally a hop over the garden gate.

We just don’t know where to go. Employment isn’t a major consideration fortunately.

Quote: “Because a face, bellybutton and a pair of titts is not enough ?”

Sometimes the twernt is not wide enough.

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They were attractive during the 1970s

Hold Tight – Now we’re on our own

Cue light – Now it’s ready to roll

Tonight – How I’ve waited for aggravated for years

It’s fun – Oh I just can’t wait

Hold on – Do I look up to date

Your on – I’ll do anything if that’s the right thing to see

Bridge:

Does it matter what is shown

Just as long as everyone knows

What is selling what to buy

The stock market for your hi-fi

Chorus:

Take the money – Leave the box

Everybody’s on Top Of The Pops

Verse 2:

There’s one – Born every day

Sing song – Then fade away

Ding dong – What’s the future in the pop music industry

Alright – So you make the grade

Hold tight – To the buck you made

Just wait – You been rated for constipated peak viewing time

Bridge:

Does it matter what is shown

Just as long as everyone knows

What’s in fashion what is seen

On the front of a television screen

Chorus:

Take the money – Leave the box

Everybody’s on Top Of The Pops

Instrumental.

Verse 3:

Hold Tight – Now we’re on our own

Cue light – Now it’s ready to roll

Tonight – How I’ve waited for aggravated for years

It’s fun – Oh I just can’t wait

Hold on – Do I look up to date

Your on – I’ll do anything if that’s the right thing to see

Bridge:

Does it matter what is shown

Just as long as everyone knows

What is selling what to buy

The stock market for your hi-fi

Chorus:

Take the money – Leave the box

Everybody’s on Top Of The Pops

Pay the money – Watch the box

Everybody’s on Top Of The Pops

Everybody’s on Top Of The Pops

So you can differentiate between the the front and rear bottom of a lady.

Most bald men have far more body hair caused by the increased levels of testosterone. This is what gave rise to the myth that bald men are more virile.

That’s what delighted my wife. The design I use now cost £40 less than the one I used to buy.

Bluebird makes a good point. I had knee pains and I went to a specialist shop. The owner looked at the wear pattern on the sole of my existing shoes and was able to identify exactly how I run. I’ve had no problems since with the pair he recommended and which I’ve continued to purchase.

How old are your trainers Steve?

We have the world’s longest continuous parliment though those suffering under Gordon Brown may feel they have.

Our most famous resident has just fathered a child by his nanny. His wife’s not too pleased as she had headphones on when he announced it was an open marriage (allegedly).

’tis true. One of the main girls appearing in my year’s Thomas the Tank Bank sent me a photograph last year.

She’s gone from a figure of fantasy to a delaying technique.

When you actually quite like an item from Marks and Spencer’s Blue Harbour range.

When you still say “pardon” instead of “whaa?” when you’ve misheard something.

A’s like well-vexed an’ everythin’. It’s like well random.

When you get irritated that as opposed to describing something as tasty or delicious, something is observed as being “Like, well nice”, or if a gloriously sunny day is described as being “Like, well nice”, or if an evocotively new perfume is being worn, it’s described as…………

This is the general level of badinage here today.

Randomness would appear to be prominent.

The “Worst Lycra” competition looks like my best opportunity of a prize.

Excellent.

As a new member, this is exactly the information I needed in a nutshell.

Hello and as you were……

We hid its sister painting behind a false wall at a chalet in La Plagne last year.

That is indeed quite a picture.