Girls fancy boys who shave their legs. Fact.

No No, it’s Mrsfalsh fancy her GF to have the legs shaven. That is different 😉

Apparently before Xmas I was…

Heinz ravioli on toast .. yum

BURN THE WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I am trying to resist myself, but it will be used more as a commuter bike.

Pasta with a courgettes and fresh cream sauce (home made).

If you race its all about speed.

FFS you are not reaching 100mph are you… Roadies and racers shave their legs and wear lycra because it’s the tradition… And there is everything wrong with having your legs/personal garnishment compress in an uncomfy piece of lycra…

(11 ponds so far in under a month)

**** me (in a non gay manner please) that is a lot of gardening…

so anyone finding a thread offensive can report it.

Does that include post where you high sense of fashion is displayed?

And more to the jay/jey/gay debate…
Is someone wearing lycra underneath a baggy still in the closet then 😉

Well, it’s not as big as yours for a start…!

Shussss don’t tell the ladies (or mean it’s seems to matter on here :p )it’s a secret 😉

(what is the mot juste for singletrack anyway?

sentier monotrace…

Any pointers?

Yes
kids are not meant to have a TV in their room…

I cant believe no one said that yet…

Jojo you’ll be the most beautiful full one at the wedding, even with rags on 😉

(et voila ça c’est fait 😉 )

viewed 580 times… Don’t ask me why

crap 🙁

le rouge et le noir…

After 500 pages of the bloque wondering weather or not it would be aceptable to kiss the girl I just gave up… I obviously got a very bad mark at the essay on this book.

Plus terry goodwin first volume of the sword of truth… Not a bad book, but long, long, very long.

I use moisteuriser, have a manbag

And your point about manbag is?

According to the test 46%, according to my gay friends (the male one) not enough… I think we should have had a question about wardorbes or pink clothes rather than leather trousers.

singeltraquois… Merde… Didn’t even new this word existed…

Pissed up lager louting football shirt wearing chavs.

Well that saddly is what you get in most of continental town where easyjet/ryan air fly 🙁
I struggle to change most of my friend minds about brits. But then I suppose you can say it of french/spanish/italian/german who go on holidays abroad.

Now about hora and sfb…

Idiot alert! Idiot Alert! Vote BNP so foreigners won’t shag your daughters

Too late for that… And you know the worst I’ll be back in the country for some more 😉

I think this people should not take the test…
Look what you have to do to get half of the test over here
http://www.motoplanete.com/permis/permis-arsouille.php
You only get on of each test (motor off, slow speed, normal speed)…

I personaly would go to the Queyras or around the Briançonnais…
Avoid the south alps at all coast its very crap nothing to see here

Fridge door handle?

Well LED tech is evolving the way computers and digital camera have evolved a few years back.
So you have 2 options:
Wait until next year to have something better for the same price. But then you might as well wait another year and so on…
Buy a kit that will suit your need when you need it. Wait until it dies and then buy another kit that will meet your need etc etc.

Lets face it, twice 750 lumens is way enough. Not sure more will make that much difference.

Well if it’s a wel made product the 100£ mark would be reasonnable.
But it need a few things to convince. First one being the convenience of the battery to be charged. The second should be the battery running time, and finaly the third should the the overall finish.
It doesn’t have to be a 1000 of lumens, if you can bang 750/800 lumens with a nice beam it will be plenty enough to be honest.

I hope it help trout…
Keep us updated…

P.S brant aren’t you meant to be a northerner? Why dont you have an accent… That was quite a shock

Is it that time of the day already?
Try sit and spin pants from under the weather. Very nice cut 3/4 length and not too baggy.

And yes some people shouldn’t be allowed to wear lycra it’s just disgusting…

Sounds awful.

Easy jet brits on holidays as I call them

Think I might go for the Cannes end and take the credit card.

Platinium I take it 😉
If you bring your bike let me know

What about La Grande Motte area or is that a bit quiet?

Never been there. But bear in mind that the cote d’azur is just invaded by the scum of the earth (tourists) during summer.
Everywhere. Pus be prepared at being ashamed by your fellow brits. You could try to get an accomodation in Grasse or mouans-sartoux and commute to the beach by train. Will save you
time to drive
time to park
and the assle to the mention above driving.

On the plus side mouans sartoux is quite a nice little village.

Nice would be perfect but the beach looks pebbly so that’s out.

Not if you know where to look, Cannes as sandy beach and it’s only a short journey buy train, same goes for Passable just nearer.

And riding is wicked (proper riding none of this road non sense) even from the city centre.

Plus who want sand when you can have pebble 😉

* – for the humour impaired I think women are fab, I just don’t want to have sex with them.

It’s ok adam, I can do that for you if you want… After all it’s always a pleasure to help a fellow mountainbiker…

Now those marmite eating freaks…

A woman told me ‘its stupid to ride bicycles round here, its far too steep and rocky’ at the top of the long descent down to Clapham.

Yeah women what do they know about bikes anyway 😉

Went to leven 😀

That sound like a daft idea to me, nothign wrong with the weight, but the angle…

you’ll be able to prepare them with a rather stinkish product (cant remember).

Basically the slate will absorb it and became resistant to stains.

They are very nice much easier to clean than bloody carpet and if you complain of cold feet well just use sleepers

swin flu was on the radio this morning.
Apparently the only pig in Afghanistan has been put in quarantine…

I am i scotland from 25th of june to the 1st of july
🙁
You’re going to have to get yours and mrs poddy’s duke down here 😉

wave hand with a broken heart :'(

LOL at ash from the guys who is a huge DIYer 😉

I have just re-read my post and it is not understandable…

Should have been:

Why, did you sale it to gnargnar

why did you sold a bit t gnar gnar?

Don’t forget to mention the picolax thread…