It was on holiday with my Mum and her husband
We drove down to the south of France, 2 days in a car with his constant stream of consciousness in my ear
Literally every thought that entered his head came out of his mouth. As the journey progressed he started being pedantic about inconsequential things as well. Like he didn’t want to stop in the larger motorway services in France as they ‘took more time’ (?) than the small ones
The next thing was driving around car parks for 10 minutes looking for a frigging tree to park under, despite having ice cold air con in the car
Was my turn driving, we pulled into a bigger services as me and mum needed a loo stop, so he was pulling his kipper about that. Then he was directing me where to park ‘under the tree, under the tree!’ so I parked under a tree after much fannying about, than it turns out it was the wrong bloody tree
Completely lost it, got out of the car, threw the keys at him, told him to drive his effing self
Got back in the car after 10 minutes and he started again, I didn’t think it was possible but I blew my top even more. He got a tirade of verbal abuse, the rest of the journey was fairly quiet 🙂
I think my mother was fairly shocked at my language 😀
I got an apology at the hotel, but was still too mad to acknowledge it