that also reminds me of another one in my collection
I was going out with a girl in Huddersfield
her parents house was 3 weavers cottages made into one and due to the odd way the walls were upstairs her bedroom didn’t have a door, just an opening in the wall that was closed off with a curtain
One sunday afternoon was up there with her, going at it (parents were in the back garden), her older brother comes in from the pub, half cut, walks in the bedroom.
Cue screaming from the girlfriend, me still on top of her,
He says ‘I’m looking for my lighter’, and carries on searching around while I am propping myself up on my hands not knowing what to do for the best, girlfriend underneath screaming at her brother to get out