nope. this is
http://www.firebox.com/product/6969/Edible-Anus

i pissed in the sink at a cosmo restaurant once.

the sink was a low porcelain trough in a room that the cubicles led off i thought it was odd for a urinal. in my (rubbish) defence there were no taps- jets of water out of the wall to wash your hands under. it was a communal toilets but there was no one in there when i walked in……. mid flow a cubicle door opened and a beautiful woman looked at me in horror

i couldn’t stop i was mid flow

mortified doesn’t even come close 😳

i have discovered that places like b+q and wickes price match +10% any local merchant.

the days of the diy superstores being more expensive than the builders merchants is long gone. plus they have a website listing all their stock and the prices. plus they are open till 8pm and all weekend. the only thing the merchants are for any more is credit accounts but for £10% extra you might as well just use a credit card.

im with Big Dave and Muddy Dwarf on this. after working outside in the mud and filth and Wet i just dont want to go out on the bike. cold is fine but the wet and cold and dark is just no good (maybe if i worked indoors it would be different) . i really like the idea of suburban cross….. ive been trying to work out some kind of downhill run through my local NCP multistory carpark 😆

brian blessed can draw better than picasso

brian blessed once delivered a stranger’s baby in richmond park, cut the cord with his teeth and licked the baby’s face clean

brian blessed is a fully trained cosmonaut

brian blessed punched a polar bear in the face

brian blessed has over 1000 pets

different countries add different dye. red diesel in uk, green in ireland, portugal etc

sorry for the sidetrack, ive heard a few people mention ‘pressure on supply of tradesmen’. without wanting to sound like im cashing in on a miserable situation, is there a need for tradesmen up north? not just me, i know a few people willing to travel about for work. all skilled and tooled etc.

when getting quotes explain that its for pointing and you want 6ft lifts. crap scaff is crap

It is one of the major reasons I choose not to have kids.

Stone cold serious, me too.

same here

esselgruntfuttock – Member
mostly its just bonging and masterbating
Are you admitting your’e a **** with a drug problem?

It’s the type I deal with everyday.

work is a bit slow this time of year, i cant afford coke and hookers 😐

mostly its just bonging and masterbating

i can count 19 in 16 years of driving. im probably forgetting some…

but what if they’re the wrong trousers? and what if they go wrong?

a massive, high end, buffet. (think QE2 not resolven rugby club)
what i like about this is i get a bit of everything and i can take a really really long time eating it

npower have just been fined £26million for mistreating customers.
apparently this money is going to be used to reimburse said customers

druidstone ? the roundhouse is nice (although i haven’t been since it had its eco renovation

“if you can’t tell how a website is being funded, you’re the product”

same as on here really, this ‘free’ website is funded through the ads, which is why its one of very few sites that i have adblocker turned off for.
however, in the world of illegal streaming sites, the ads are a potentially little more vicious

write about the problem on ASDA’s facebook or twitter. big companies like this hate -ve social media attention and tend to resolve things quick

there is a quote from ‘the martian’ (book) that is fitting grum…

“…….they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it’s true.
If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it’s found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don’t care, but they’re massively outnumbered by the people who do.”

? Andy Weir

the genuine help i have seen offered to people here often astounds me, from incredible donations of cash when i was raising sponsorship in memory of my friend, to people sending pretty high end bits of kit free to those desperate to get their bike rolling again, to people taking time to keep someone talking long enough to see it through the darkest of nights.

it may seem like the people on here would argue constantly but when the shit hits the fan this place is a reminder of how people the world over have a basic instinct to help one another out

ive been thinking of going mainly to visit ‘The Hypogeum’ which predates stonehenge etc. there is a huge amount of other ancient stuff, temples etc there which im into. malta has a rich history if your into that kind of thing.
here is a link http://heritagemalta.org/museums-sites/

I’m quite interested to know what Mr Oliver thinks ought to be included in a fish finger butty.

ketchup under the fish fingers and (he stresses this point) you have to press down on the top of the completed sandwich

i have one that has a recipe for a fish finger sandwich in it. as in, grill some fish fingers and put between 2 slices of bread. takes up 2 pages as it has a photo.

i spent 3 weeks wandering the atlas about 15 yrs ago.
we didnt go up toubkal, due to unseasonal snow, but to be honest i probably wouldnt have anyway.
in fact once we had found a guide with a mule we got him to take us immediately away from all that tourist stuff. think we paid the guide 200 euro and so little on food and board staying with families that i cant even remember
it was and still is the most amazing place ive ever been and the friendliest happiest people ive ever spent time with.
no electricity, no litter, no chatter for multiple glorious weeks. it was like stepping back in time a few hundred years.

i bet its all ruined now though 😆

edit; oh, i got a cracking dose of dysentery and shit myself in front of a policeman as i was coming down out of the mountains- don’t drink shepherd’s mint tea at altitude

im loving my stanley fatmax one. more power than the bosch/makita/etc. torquey as hell and a 3 yr guarantee. oh and the key for changing discs fits into the handle. <£50 what more could you want?

heating eh? you lot are a flash bunch aren’t you? (i guess a lot of you live north of the m4 though)

wives eh? you lot are …..

water source heat pump

you have to leave them mate. violence in a relationship (or anywhere) has no happy ending. shut the door, don’t look back, and walk away. the only cure for a broken heart is a new love in your life. mtfu is a joke you know that but get back on the horse is sound advice.

[this isn’t from personal experience, this advice comes from helping my best mate through, out of, and after, a really abusive relationship. he is a big bloke and im proud to say he never rose to it, even when i had a phone call when he had locked himself in the bathroom and she had the kitchen knife out. he really really loved her and couldn’t see past the relationship, but he is a very happy boy now, and im sure you will be too. most people dont treat each other like that]

“sheep are born to die, they are happiest when they are dead, the only trick to sheep farming is beating them to it !”

“you’re only as good as your last job”

-something for when you’re tired and just about to make it ‘good enough’ so you can go home. its not just about reputation and repeat business, its about pride in your work, which is how you find happiness in it

yarp

within 5 miles of my house;
oldest human skeleton found in britain
first photograph of the moon taken
first passenger railway in the world
where am i ?

nice! a cheeky tip for swivel seats is to look for a vw sharan/ford galaxy/seat alhambra on gumtree etc that is being broken for parts. the fronts swivel. bolt straight into sprinters/lt35 but im sure you could make it work. last pair i got were £50. keep existing seatbelts and clips and as with the night heater get someone to check your work

a jar! who keeps diesel in a jar? you keep it in an old washing up bottle for easy squirting

also, have a massive shit before you go then eat a dozen hard boiled eggs, just about enough nutrients for a weekend and you wont be able to visit the portaloo