Robbed from elsewhere :oops:
AIRPORT SECURITY: What’s your name?
PASSENGER: Batman.
AIRPORT SECURITY: Your real name, please.
PASSENGER: My name IS Batman.
AIRPORT SECURITY: Are you trying to be funny?! What’s your surname?
PASSENGER: Superman.
Airport security handcuffs him & puts him in a locked security facility.
Then they checked his passport…
I really hope this is true.