Lazy b*stard. You call that morning?!

nickc – hyperbole

Actually the 2 litres a day is a mis-interpretation. The original study found you need an average of 2 litres a day from all sources. So if you eat a load of grapes and watermelon, you may not need to drink at all.

Saw them a while back at the MEN, wasn’t looking forward to it but they were excellent live

I’ve a similar task ahead of me, would a 15mm socket from halfords work just as well for half the price?

good attitude, there are no shortcuts in life young padawan

great minds eh?

paper round

Good names!

kona is that big orange frame still going?

Funnily enough this actually happened to me for the first time ever tonight on a run. I was pushing hard and ended up doubled over in pain. I have nettle stings where you don’t want nettle stings.

For a cat I’d go for the £20 option. For my dog, well, he’s a keeper.

I definitely prefer it this way. That bumpyness was getting silly.

Not everyone is nasty. Some nice fellow sent me shims for free to complete my build when I was desperate. Didn’t know me, didn’t have anything to gain. Just being nice.

Went there with an Ex and couldn’t find anywhere nice to eat. Asked one of the staff in Boots (as that was the least pikey place we could find) if there was anywhere nice to eat. They laughed ‘no, you’re in Blackpool’

25, look 30, act 15.

yeah, wheels are not fun to post. Good luck with the twins!

thanks sc-xc

akira – in Manchester I’m afraid

err, actually would that only work on a mtb frame due to the different axle widths? Plus don’t I need 27inch wheels not 26? Or am I missing something?

Aah, I think I get it now. Cheers guys

OOps, maybe I should have mentioned this is for a ROAD fixie. Probably quite vital info, but I like your suggestion thisisnotaspoon!

I’d steer clear of colons tbh, extended writing (as I understand it at least) means flowing prose. Think correct punctuation and paragraphing, and as you mentioned no bullets or lists.

Bit of context might help, sounds like English??

Thanks guys, my stomach is now rumbling and I am going to have to go and eat. Pity I don’t have any donner to hand

The best pizza ad I have ever seen was when I was in Thailand. it was on local tv and for ‘Pauls Pizza’, basically an old man orders a pizza and then goes into his room and eats it on his bed with two very young whores. It is so normal out there, it is even depicted in pizza ads!

Oh and why has no-one mention pepperoni?

You’ll have to put that £20 in the swear box soon..

Oh and as hinted at by Ewan, no need to pay that. Email in profile if you want the details

Used for (attempting) to learn thai. Only lasted a couple of weeks with me, but that was more down to my laziness than the actual program. I can still remmeber most of the words in the first couple of stages so it does work.

funk this

Ha ha just found this about ‘strokin’

What about a bit of Spandau

automatic

Or a bit of [Url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFJO5LcWGfk]Muscle[/url]

bit of a shame the auction is ruined 🙁 I bet there are a good few people could have done with a cola bottle right about now.

Re ugly bird, once awoke in a room above sweaty pub in the gay bit of manchester. Me and my mate had pulled these two birds as a last resort and I got the short (and fat) straw. Ended up nailing her and in the morning still in my drunken haze reached over and thought I was cupping some boobage, nope, it was a roll of fat. One of many.

Was only 17 and had to do the walk of shame into work (Sainsbury’s) where everyone could remember what a dog I had pulled the night before.

Too small! I need to learn to be less impulsive!

Brack is winning so far in my book!

True, although when the parents refuse to accept anything is out of the ordinary it is difficult to offer support. Anyway, model trains…

anyone got a view on a 2006 Trek 1000 sl? The seller is looking for £250

I was looking into this tother day, general consensus is 40 – 100 cals a mile depending on how hard you are pushing, although much lower if on roadie / slicks / flat / not pushing hard enough

Now copying Coyote – good call

he truely is a strange one. All joking aside we suspect mild (undiagnosed) aspergers