Do you ever feel that politics these days is like that thing in Gullivers travels where there’s all this stupid beef about which way up an egg should go?

I reckon if half the populous had any balls, they’d be focussing their attention on some of the properly yucky stuff that goes on that threatens all our existence. Bunch of pussies.

Do you ever worry GCHQ are watching when you juggle your plums, or for the sake of balance, lather your sponge? Right bunch of mucky voyeurs if you ask me.

Bet the Pope doesn’t give a shit, cos he’s got mad squad.

Though I can see the funny side, I’ve been in a situation like that and it’s far from pretty. That said, I’ve been through worse since~ Some people are far crueller than others… maybe it’s an abuse of power thing.

Probably not musical enough to qualify, but well worth a watch:

Well gentlemen, you have been busy… to help settle the argument, I’ll agree that vagina was somewhat out of tune, but seems to me everyone needs to lighten up a bit, and maybe be a bit less predatory…

Wonder how Donald Trump would fare with these beasts:

(Was gonna do the Nas version, but pretty sure that’s been posted before)

Come along now kiddywinks, play the game… 😉

You can’t just go making up rules because you don’t get it…

the link was: ‘you don’t know what I’ve got’…

seems to me healing is the best course of action, whether for AIDs, bullet wounds or a planet on the verge of collapse due to engineered divide and conquer bullshit.

Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s global apartheid and dystopia by 2030 the way things are going…

Have you guys been watchin me or summink? Had a right mare with the Rayburn earlier.

I may have been a bit curt with DJ Food on instagram the other day… too much bad blood in the world at the mo, which can affect a sensitive hobbit like me.

What we need is balance

Posting a tune like this is quite possibly one of the bravest things I’ve done so far… 😆

(Still not into organized religion mind)

Now I’ve had a little nap, I’ll spill the beans…

In my dream, Darth Vader was none other than Peaty… Steve friggin Peat!

It was like that bit where Luke goes into the weird lair when training with Yoda to confront his deepest fears and there was Peaty, wearing one of his George Cross Helmets with a crazed beery grin on his face. As I pulled back the goggles, he sprung up and kept firing rubber bullets at me, which though they sound harmless, kept leaving bruises, which wouldn’t heal; little by little, all that pain kept pushing me closer to the dark side, where the Queen ruled over the Galaxy with her tried and tested divide and conquer techniques, hisssssing away as her construction of the Death Star neared completion. What with being Darth Vader, Peaty was obviously aiding the Queen in her exploits, ensuring planets were conquered by force and dispatching minions who secretly admired Donald Trump.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty gutted, as I’ve been a fan of Peaty since I was a young un… Something about Won’t Back Down really struck a chord with me. As it stands though, my dream was intense enough that I’m still a bit weary. Hopefully in a few days, such silly bullshit will stop and I can get on with doing my thang. If not then I’ll not be the one Backing Down.

Yawn

Trump Jeremy?

Nah, he’s not really a father figure… whereas my dream was a bit more heartbreaking than that~

Anyhoo, don’t mean to babble on, if you don’t get it soon, I’ll have to get straight to the point; backing down does no-one any favours.

Dreams are pretty mental all told, but then so is the real world these days.

Jesus of Nazareth.

Nope, now get cross with me if you must; he seemed to be one of those crusading types, all about the divide and conquer, but he was riding a bike instead of a horse.

Not that close so far guys, though Northwind brings to mind the kind of dreams I’d prefer to be having given the way the world’s headed.

Another clue…

The way I remember it, the guy behind the helmet was supposed to be slaying the dragon, not helping it bring a reign of fire and destruction on the world.

So last night I dreamt I was Luke Skywalker… but you’ll never guess who was Darth Vader, exerting dark influence on weak minds and twisting the cosmos into nasty shapes.

I’ll give you a clue; in this instance it was not my actual father

My mummy’s tummy…

Hmm…

What links The Queen, this pic, and Donald Trump?

There was a time when I’d be scared to tell the truth, but I’m beyond all that these days…

Had in mind DJ Yoda’s how to cut and paste and searched on Youtube… so not a calculated move or anythin, just spontaneous n shizz:

Supreme Lyricism, Lateef the Truthspeaker:

Almost forgot about Prescott Bush, Allen Dulles, the Bank of International Settlements and the profits of WW2 being laundered via the Dutch Monarchy…

^For balance, I’ve had the headgasket go on 2 different vehicles with the 2.0 hdi engine, but the 1.9 is indeed bombproof

In a quest for spares, may also help you to know that the Vivaro is also produced by Renault as the Trafic and Nissan as the ‘name escapes me right now’, though unless you especially need a van, an estate car will be significantly cheaper to run

Shit, don’t tell me they’re becoming fashionable… been scouting ebay for cheapies, so I can cook at altitude.

Curious about the claims of cooking a whole chicken in 25 minutes… will be conducting various experiments to see what gives.

Oops, double post…

Nadhmi Auchi played a very significant role in Obama’s rise to power…

Why was there such heavy censorship of Nadhmi Auchi’s dealings?

Eight stories on Obama linked billionaire Nadhmi Auchi censored from the Guardian, Observer, Telegraph and New Statesman

The archive contains eight stories censored or removed from the on-line archives of the Guardian, Observer, Telegraph and New Statesman. Seven stories were removed in their entirety and one partly redacted following legal pressure by Iraqi-British billionaire fraudster Nadhmi Auchi who has been linked to US senator Barack Obama via the so-called “Rezko Affair”. The action was taken during April-June 2008.

The material complements the Wikileaks release a few days ago of a significant 2004 Pentagon Inspector General’s report into Mr. Auchi’s, apparently grossly fraudulent, activities in Iraq — see US Defense Inspector General: Mobile Telecommunications Licenses in Iraq, 2004.

Also referenced is the Auchi related bank, BNP Paribas, which was the sole financial institution receiving billions in “oil-for-food” program money during the reign of Saddam Hussien.