Funnily enough, Ali Soufan liked one of my tweets yesterday…

Summer Soltice Bonus

This Rocks:

These are the Prime Cuts:

And this Wraps it all up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGOgUYIckFI

The thing that gets me about scissors paper stone is if you wrapped the stone in the paper, then attacked it with the scissors, the stone would be unharmed, whilst the other 2 would have heavy, possibly fatal, wounds.

Can you just say what you think and why first.

I think the whole thing stinks… from the moment Theresa May announced a coalition with the DUP, to the Vatican’s stance on Abortion and johnnies (whilst being wholly **** saturated in child abuse) to the continued alliance between Her Majesty’s Government, Saudi Arabia and Israel, supported by a vast and imposing propaganda machine.

All the while, the vast majority just accept it, because of the constant brainwashing doled out by the plethora of shadowy think tanks and behind the scenes lobby groups who are so effective at gaslighting, that should anyone question the massive double standards, they are surrounded by an army of Agent Smiths, primed by subliminal groupthink.

To condense what I’ve said… if you wanna change the direction the world is headed, you’ve gotta scratch below the surface and ask awkward questions

On the simplest level:

Arlene Foster is one of many dollops in a global melting pot of shit

I normally use a variation on the turn up…

Pecs: John Major, doing Press-ups, having sex (with Edwina Curry!!??!!)

Triceps: A generic triceratops impaling the rear of one of Rex, the plastic dinosaur from Toy Story’s tiny arms in a cutesy fight to the death

Latissimus Dorsi: Russell Crowe from Gladiator stripped to the waist, riding the back of a shark, holding on to it’s dorsal fin for dear life as it writhes and thrashes, the splashes creating momentary rainbows of colour in the enhanced 4K quality sunlight, but despite Mr Crowe’s immense grip, courage and vigour, his lungs are a weakpoint in this battle and he falls foul to the continued submersion and falls unconcious, whereby the shark goes in for the kill on his flanks and comes away with a rack of ribs.

There’s a clue in here somewhere…

The shadowy donor group that gave the Democratic Unionist Party £425,000 during the Brexit referendum campaign has links to the former Director General of the Saudi intelligence service – also the father of the current Saudi Ambassador to the UK – openDemocracy can reveal.

The donation to Arlene Foster’s party – which was used to fund key Leave campaign advertisements across the UK in the run up to the European referendum – was initially kept hidden because of Northern Ireland’s donor secrecy laws. However, under pressure from activists after openDemocracy revealed how Brexit campaigners were funnelling dark money through Northern Ireland to fund “Take Back Control” adverts, the Democratic Unionist Party was forced last night to reveal its major donor to be a group calling itself the Constitutional Research Council.

Little is known about the Constitutional Research Council, including where it got these funds from. However, we do know one thing: it is chaired by the Scottish Conservative Richard Cook.

My internet is poo, so I’m watching the live timing…

lacks some of the excitement and appreciation of bike handling that you get from video footage, I must say!

No bonus points for you I’m afraid Cougy baby

The comparison between the DUP and Islamic extremists is a fair one…

Especially as the DUP has received significant funding from a donor with links to the Saudi intelligence services…

Quick reminder; the Saudi state sponsors wahhabism and has inherent links to extremists; see the Terrorism thread for more:

https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/terrorism/

For bonus points, can anyone say what links this photo of Charles Blandford Farr (head of the UK’s Joint Intelligence Committee),  and the DUP receiving funds from terrorist supporting Saudis?

If you’re too much of a jessie for the jet version, there’s this 245bhp Espace V6 for peanuts…

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-GRAND-ESPACE-3-5-V6-Privilege-PETROL-RARE-MODEL/263658614548?hash=item3d63472f14:g:CGkAAOSw5PJa~wmN

£4.5K will get you a jet engined renault espace…

Fear there may be a degree of compromise with the seating arrangements though…

On the plus side, the price includes a 2nd espace with a 3.0 V6…

I was refering to the:

vast disparity between how swiftly he (Tommy Robinson) got worldwide attention, whilst Melanie Shaw’s case gets very little.

In what way does contempt of court relate to the Melanie Shaw case?

Nope, definitely nothing untoward…

The Tommy Robinson case reminded me of Melanie Shaw and the vast disparity between how swiftly he got worldwide attention, whilst Melanie Shaw’s case gets very little.

Now it could be nothing, but it seems in addition to his role as Paymaster General during the Al Yamamah deal, during his time as Justice Secretary, Ken Clarke was a key player in the police cuts that led to  a big reduction in staffing numbers and massively overworked officers and detectives…

Now on top of that, Ken Clarke’s long time PPS, Ben Wallace is now Minister of State for Security… and since December 2017, Economic Crime…

How’s that relevant?

Well to save you clicking back to the 1st page of this thread, let’s remember what was happening when Ken Clarke was Paymaster General…

Dat snooty doh (boop)

Might give this bonking and egg lark a try…

In this instance, the egg definitely comes before the (raw) chicken

Additional information… I normally dig trails and ride downhill most of the time; on average of late, I’ve probably been riding around 15-20 miles a week.

Now pardon me if I’m being a touch brash, but the forum has been a bit rotten since they spruced it up.

#LongLiveChainsaw

Imagine being a prisoner where the fence is made from the mummified remains of your murdered relatives…

*shiver*

So they they can make patented seeds that only last a season for maximum profit, they can grow human ears on mice, they can clone and genetically modify any damn thing they please, yet they can’t be arsed to make helium filled whales than use their baleen comb to harvest midges like krill….

No doubt Scotland could lead the way in this valuable new species

Wind your neck in JHJ, it’s almost like you’re trying to conflate homosexuLity with paedophilia and/or promiscuity.

You’re right of course, how foolish of me to question the fact that Jeremy Thorpe, Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile used to visit a known member of an organized paedophile network, who went on to become head of the GCHQ Masonic Lodge.

Obviously an isolated incident, nothing to see here, etc etc

Is the definitive answer in kPa and if so, how many decimal points…

What with all the mucky goings on, do you reckon Thorpe and Cyril ever got it on?

Or was their mutual interest confined to what Keith Harding had to offer…

If you were snoring, you’d probably remember some kind of weird dreams…

Know I’ve had some wild ones over the years:

Weird Dreams

Wonder if Keith Harding will be mentioned…

Though I’m a republican through and through and have no doubt in my mind older generations of the Royal Family have been up to some VERY dodgy business, I’m happy to have an open mind about what younger generations can achieve.

Besides which, this cracks me up

As did the vicar dude…

I feel obliged to swoop in here with the outrageous suggestion that you can quite easily do the job yourself to a professional standard for under £100, without any investment in specialist equipment.

They see me rollin, they hatin:

https://axleaddict.com/trucks-vans/Roller-painting-your-van

Rollin with the punches

http://www.rickwrench.com/index79master.htm?http://www.rickwrench.com/50dollarpaint.html

Roll deep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2mVvKT-r1I

Course, you might think it all sounds some kinda cowboy job, but a finish like this is totally viable:

as is this:

Nope, uh-uh, no way

Wonder why they call it a log flume…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcvgftr_FE

That old style Delica reminds me of a trip into the vast wilderness of Mongolia and being wrapped up in a sweaty foetal position on the vast grassy expanses with an extremely dodgy tummy whilst the Delica was repaired… due to my semi delirious state, I can’t quite remember the nature of the mechanical complaint.

The trip came about after some Swedish girls who were staying in the same hostel as me were invited on an adventure by some Mongolian dudes who dealt in birds of prey and they in turn invited me along to keep them safe.

After a few rituals with vodka and gifting a 20kg sack of rice, a family living in a ger in the middle of nowhere took us in. The man of the tent then went about arranging dinner; a freshly slaughtered sheep. I’ll always remember the warmth that radiated out as he sliced it’s stomach open whilst I held the still twitching front legs (it was already dead, but the nerves were still doing their thang) he then deftly butchered it on the floor of the tent, pulling out lungs, kidneys and all sorts of stomach gubbins, all steaming, dividing them between bowls and buckets, depending on how useful they were.

All the while, the Swedish girls looked on aghast… being vegetarians, they were preparing their own meal on a camping stove a couple of feet away!!

What with there not being a whole lot to do, the next day I went for a walk and climbed a bloody great mountain… being as I was gone for about 7 hours, when I was decending into the foothills, I found there was a search party out for me on horseback; they thought I’d been attacked by wolves!!

I’ve probably got a pic of me being ill by the Delica somewhere, but for some reason, I doubt that’s hosted online…

as consolation, here’s a pic of an open air pool table next to a big wheel:

There was also a sweet-ass pedal monorail thingy in the same park, but being as it was the days before digital photography was commonplace, I didn’t manage to get a good pic.

Perhaps I’m being thick, but you’ll have to explain the link there…