Refresh like a mofo, you have about 10 secs

Nein herr Northwind

A little over 10 mins…

http://www.redbull.com/en/bike/stories/1331603176523/watch-live-uci-2013-dh-world-cup-from-vallnord

Edit: damn my trigger finger is getting old

What, are you saying I’m talking bull? 😆

I got bummed mounted by a horny young bull, however, all is not lost, as I wiped the remnants of the beasts exploits from my shorts and popped it in the freezer, so should make a pretty penny from the AI man… should pay for the comfort saddle I’ve just ordered.

Not intending to make a habit of turning tricks though.

How long was it before the vasectomy? How long is it now… best check just in case 😥

Mummies brave boy, sharing his toys like that… body language in N Korea is wholly different and he is actually projecting power and confidence~ either that or all hail our clueless leader.

There again, who are we to judge:

Que guapo la bicicleta!!

America Horse with no name

“Fluffy hair on a Polar bear means more to me than a lavatory”

There are extensive global studies ongoing into bee deaths~ they are a key part of pollinating alot of the crops that feed us.

Theories include mobile phones/wifi and pesticides but ultimately, no one has yet found conclusive evidence.

“Could it be Monsanto”?, I hear avid conspiracy theorist Ernie Lynch shout… probably not, but you never know.

Here is the very latest on this worrying phenomenon:

http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/scientists-discover-another-cause-bee-deaths-and-its-really-bad-news.html

All hail the grand and glorious **** family and their contributions to the military might of our great nation.

Why was it they changed the family name in 1917 again? ****s 😆

Orf with his head and feed the corgis on his entrails!!

Time for the big guns

Wash your face in my sink, my sink

Phwoar, look at that cleavage!!

Lyrics is too easy to cheat…

try this melody:

do, do do, do do do do-do

Hmm, I’ve had similar on an SLX lever… will have to check the free-stroke blanking screw.

HSE have a permanent on site operative due to the long list of casualties caused by irresponsible clutch mech owners who are either too foolish or pig headed to consider their own safety. You will be turned away or sold an archaic replacement at inflated prices.

As an individual, I’m debt free, though the national debt won’t be paid off in a hurry.

http://www.debtbombshell.com/

Loads of top quality food~ Lamb Shank, Lobster, even some bottles of wine.

The life of a freegan is a surprisingly well nourished one.

Non food wise, I got an AT-AT and a Spectrum +2 for nostalgic decor.

Edit: I’m tempted to pimp my AT-AT something like this:

OK, I admit it, I forgot about the ceramics industry and their mugs.

Maybe that’s what saw to the Greek economy 😆

Been looking for an excuse to slip this in for a while:

Surely in order to convey this, they should’ve used cave paintings… or papyrus… or silent movies… or betamax etc etc

Some folks are just born that way 😀

Nevertheless, lets give him the benefit of the doubt… maybe he’ll be the 1st Royal to condemn war?

Or George the **** for short (uses many of the letters of cute)

All told, karma will take it’s course as their puny rims fail to take an old skool hardcore pounding and fold in a world of blood and pain.

Then us with the sturdy antiques can cast a knowing eye and suck through our teeth at their distorted grimaces.

Gold, a month ago

Praise or sarcasm I cannot decide so Chapeau

Truth be told, I’m struggling to decide too, but I’m feeling nice, so take it as praise 😉

I was intending to post a comical video of the Wavey Davey from Vic Reeves Big Night Out, but you’d have to watch a whole episode to get there.

In the meantime, I discovered Wavey Davey is quite something else in the age of Youtube!!

I have henceforth retreated to high ground!!

I tell you what, that there Junkyard is certainly very good at this arguing business… a handy life skill.

Regardless of funding, the facts remain…

I’ll take you all on!!

I wonder why this film is banned?

In addition to the disdain of the royals after splitting from Charles, remember her work trying to ban landmines~ Clinton was set to sign a treaty banning them, though he changed tack after her death

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_did_Diana_Princess_of_Wales_help_ban_land_mines

she also received threats from defence minister Nicholas Soames

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/28297/Accidents-can-happen-Warning-to-Diana-from-Prince-Charles-s-friend

and of course, Jimmy Savile pops in for good measure:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-565179/Jim-fixer-Is-Jimmy-Savile-just-fantasist—truth-stranger-fiction.html

Caersws is not too far from Revolution… need to organize beforehand to get sufficient numbers mind.

If he turned out to be gay, would they still crown him?

Also – do they keep the eggshell?

😆

Huge Furry sh*ttystool has already baggsied the afterbirth as a tasty morsel; apparently it’s very rich

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was caught stroking royal jewels and hissing “my precious”…

A start to respectability would be bleaching his tongue to remove the ingrained brown stains.

Little bugger has stolen my birthday, not paying taxes ever again now!!

I saved 400g on a wheelset inc tyres and felt a huge difference~ not only did the bike accelerate better, but it was more nimble everywhere, most noticeable in tight turns. Believe it or not, the lighter wheels were also stronger

Yes, this is a wheel size thing 😀

And that’s why 26″ is not dead yet!!