You need to listen to this, it fully kicks ass:

I don’t see what to problem is… if you watch the video, it’s even safe and amusing for grannies; might cut down on hats, gloves and tea cosies at crimbo though if she took to shooting up the place rather than knitting.

Good find fasthaggis, I like that alot 😀

I’ve searched in vain for a tune by David Holmes with a sample about cooking up crystal meth, which involves LYE and includes the quote ‘have you asshole nekid hanging onto a fireball’, but despite extensive efforts have come back empty handed…

so you’ll just have to tolerate this instead I’m afraid:

I refuse to tolerate your zero tolerance!!

I won’t list my achievements to date, but rest assured, I am quite well qualified in these matters 8)

9/11 bullshit conspiracy theory thread on the anniversary of the event.

Real classy, that.

It’s a whole lot classier than killing alot of innocent people in hot countries because some nasty rich people killed some of their own and told lies about it.

I like the muffins thing though 😀

Its a reference to Kaesae formerly of this Parish, banned I assume, who was the resident conspiracist whose seat you now inhabit.

Dear me Junkie, you are dulling in your old age… read that again in a kaesae context:

and yes I do think the Bushes had play in this; I hope that doesn’t come as too much of a shock to you

though I am not he, you must remember, this is not the 1st battle I have fought in pursuit of the ‘truth’ so I am pretty well versed in the whole

‘straight minded guys come up with conspiracy theory that conspiracy theorist must be previous token conspiracy theorist resurrected by some kind of techno witchcraft (burn the witch)’

scenario which has little bearing on the truth

Yep, and as i keep saying to the loon i work with who is a fully paid up member of the “the illuminati control us all but we are too stupid to realise it” club, what was the real reason behind the attacks. And as usual hit me with facts. Could it not in all honesty just be that there were 12 Jihadists wanting to hit America where it hurt the most?

Could it not be as simple as the most powerful people in the world who profit from war and oil want to continually destabilize the resource rich middle east to ensure lucrative trade in both of their vested interests… in order to do so, they need ample justification to sway public opinion.

Just a thought…considering amongst other things the buildings were in dire need of a refit due to a proliferation of ASBESTOS, how then could FIRE be to blame…

Sorry, I know, I’m just complicating matters 😉

FMBs (Female Manipulation Boots)

I only got it now you’ve highlighted it JY Jelly… and yes I do think the Bushes had play in this; I hope that doesn’t come as too much of a shock to you.

3. It is likely to be consistant with the way buildings fall after being ploughed by a large airliner

NO, especially as Building 7 wasn’t hit

(and the BBC reported it before it happened!!):

Far fetched or no, the way all 3 of the buildings collapsed is consistent with controlled demolition and whatsmore, the molten metal which burned for weeks underground defies any of the explanations of jet fuel being the culprit.

Combine this with the (possibly co-incidental, but unlikely given the frequency) of deaths of key witnesses:

How about the ‘Dancing Israelis’ of Urban Moving Systems Inc who were given $500,000 by the US Government (not to mention the missing $2.3 trillion as reported on Sept 10 by Donald Rumsfeld).

Do I know the full picture, with all the answers… NO, but even all the Dung beetles in the world combined couldn’t deal with all the bullshit we’ve been fed.

If you haven’t heard it before (and even if you have) I highly recommend the whole album and even better the 1st one (though I can’t find a link for the whole of that)

I heard tell of the headteacher dishing out caning in the most severe of circumstance, but it wasn’t done without some degree of provocation.

I can only really remember one kid who brought about sufficient mischief to justify it and he was a regular offender…

When I was about 6, I once got in a scuffle with my pal after he said I fancied Debbie (I bloody didn’t!!) and ended up swinging him around by his parka hood and then bashing his head against the wall until it bled a bit; bear in mind I was young at the time and not really aware of my own strength and am not that way inclined~ I feared the cane but instead was sent home for the afternoon and was well embarrassed because generally speaking, I was a proper little swot~ I even got a school pencil in recognition of my poetry!!

I have a few good uns, but one that really stands out is not exactly a standard barter…

I worked for an events company in Sydney for the big day out (a festival), setting up the fencing and suchlike… was good craic, but they then decided they didn’t need us any more in the middle of the night (the festival was in the Olympic park some way out of town) so the owners wife counted 20 of us to be taken to the site office for our details to be taken and our pay cut according to the hours we had not worked… I was at the back of the queue and snuck off into the shadows, finding the empty backstage lounge and mucking around in there for a bit.

A few weeks later, there was another festival, so I went to the backstage entrance and said I was there for the lighting… the security went and checked and said my shift wasn’t due for another hour~ in the meantime, I had clocked the wristbands everyone was wearing to get in, which were purple.

I then went to a craft shop in town and bought some card of a similar shade and some labels and with some scissors and a small amount of cunning and artistry, doctored some homemade wristbands, with some pretty basic scribbling to mimic the writing on the band I had left over from the previous festival, then phoned up a few mates.

We went in through the main entrance and no-one blinked an eye.

I’m having a proper giggle writing this, because I’d forgotten all about it and it was pretty frickin satisfying 😆