Misery Bear has gone straight to the top of my list of stuffed toys I like more than people :?

I think the bigger question is how far up to shave? To the knee, mid thigh, sack, belly button, chin, nose or full top to toe?

I tend to buy the garlic pizza base and just chuck what I fancy on it (usualy cooked meats, mushroom or pepper and some chilli etc) and cover in cheese – it works for me :)

Have none of you heard of a bucket?

Thanks for all the constructive and not-so-constructive comments they are all appreciated (even the guff about Buddhist swans – do you idiots not know they are all Christian fundamentalists and members of the KKK, hence the uniforms and the persecution suffered by the ugly duckling!).

I now agree that the idea of having a dog in the office probably wouldn’t work in here and am going back to my original plan of winning the lottery, quitting work and getting a dog or I’ll just have to wait for retirement :|

Waiting till my wife is about to open the car door and locking it using the remote -it’s very childish, but makes me giggle every time.

and the word ‘willy’ I can’t say it without smiling!

I picked up my new Mondeo Titanium X hatchback on wed and (so far) it’s a lovely car, my mates have given me some stick for having an old mans car (I’m only 27), but its really comfy on the motorway and will pull up its socks enough to be interesting on smaller roads. The boot is huge (even on the hatchback) and the Sony DAB radio is great as is the built in bluetooth phone system although the button start is gonna take a bit of getting used to.

GO AND RIDE YOUR BIKE, YOU LAZY MO-FO

(Motivating others has never been a strong point of mine :roll: )

Here you go:

Rossi and his sexy new bike:

I’ve a mate who always used to leave his phone on the table while in the pub, on one occasion he left his phone and went to the loo. I quickly found my number in his phone book and changed the name to that of his girlfriend. Later when he was at the bar I sent him a text confessing that I’d given him crabs, he saw the message and thought it was from his girlfriend, until he tried to call her and I answered… The look on his face was priceless (he no longer leaves his phone on the table!)

redthunder, it took me a couple of seconds, but I found the bridge eventually, do I win a prize?!

I’ve just done a quick count and get 5/13 girls and 4/7 boys are posed photos so on this thread more of the boys are posed for ‘sexyness’!!

Yes yes, my post was tongue in cheek too. I’ll get my coat.

Sorry it’s been a very long week, but it’s nearly the weekend now :)

What tyes for conveyor belts?

The asda near my Mum’s house is on two stories and has a conveyor belt / escalator between the two floors, the trolleys all have funny wheels that lock into it, so I think you might be fine with any tyres, but need special wheels! HTH

Don’t try wriggling out if it now.

but I like wriggling!!

I also love the irony of people complaining about TJ’s attempts at censorship, but attempting to censor TJ.

Have a look at the opening post on this thread and TJ’s opening post in his ‘An end to A&A / Friday Kylie please’ tread, this thread was started with tong firmly placed in cheek :roll:

What if there was a very very strong head wind?

Don’t say ‘Head’ someone might be offended *chirlish snigger*

I was searching for pics of cakes and got distracted by this:

and no wedding cakes with little people on top as that’ll open a whole can of worms!

This forum’s gone to the dogs I tell thee!

Has it? It doesn’t seem too muuch different from when I first found it several years ago (even the technical issues are still here)!!

Oh god now I’m confused

it always degenerates into leching.

Except for the last couple that degenerate into a petty argument and name calling.

I fear that the Friday A&A will be banned, not due to naughty pictures etc, but to stop the same argument every Friday. The really sad thing is that TJ will claim it a moral victory!

Sorry trailmonkey – you still miss my point despite me attempting to explain it

Please explain better as I also don’t see what your bannging on about, either this is quite a good troll (and I’ve been suckered in) or your chatting balls!

I’ve always liked this picture of Shanaze Reade:

If I could be bothered I’d report TJ for being offensive as his arguments offend me, however I can’t, so I’ll just look at the pictures of pretty ladies.

I might go and look for some pretty pictures of bikes in a bit (although that might mean I hate cycling in all its forms!!)

Thanks everyone, I’ll have a chat with my Mum and Grandma today.
He was a very keen gardener so I might see what I can find along those lines.

I can’t remember where I heard it, but I use the principal that if I wouldn’t invite them to my house for a brew then I don’t have them as a FB friend.

I tried to find a funny pic of Boris falling off a bike, but could only find this:

I find it amusing :wink:

so what you are saying is that you were a grizeled old norverner and as soon as you went south of brum, you turned into a shandy drinking nancy that cant drive and blames the council?

Exactly, I’ve never seen it put so eloquently!! :lol:

No, I’m working from home today (I’m based in Evesham and don’t fancy Fish Hill!) but will go for a wander later as we’ve no food in (except for the Christmas cake my Mum baked us). My wifes gonna try and get the bus to the JR as she can’t get her car off the drive. How are you getting on Yeti?

I still can’t beleive how different the roads are down here compared with the North :roll:

Wow, you really think that?

The police receive a lot of training for this type of thing and will have been extensively breifed before the day and reminded that everyone now has a camera phone etc. You’d have to be really stupid to do anything like this without reason, but I may be wrong :|

I do worry about the use of that word as an insult

Edited for you Wwaswas

This is pretty bad, but I’m going to reserve judgment as we don’t know what happened before the camera was pointed. The ‘victim’ claims he’s innocent, but I’m not so sure -not even a total *edit* idiot *edit* of a copper would do that without some sort of reason (I hope).

What’s ET short for?

…

He’s got little legs.

Anyway, is it just me, or in these photos does it appear that for every student there are five photographers?

It could just be that Photography is part of the Media Studies course!?

I’m guessing for security reasons neither the client nor your work would be happy with a dual boot or virtual machine type solution.

Yep, the project I’m working on is a security upgrade and I’m not even supposed to print anything off as it could pose a security risk! :roll:

would it be rude to ask why you need two?

I’ve got the main work one with company emails etc and then one from the client with access to their secure servers etc. It can be a real pain in the bottom, but most of the time it’s not too bad and I use two seperate laptop bags. I’ve got a site meeting on Friday in central London and will need both laptops, but don’t want to carry two laptop bags on the tube :(

Does anyone have a definitive answer to how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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