We stayed in a forestholidays[/url] cabin in the Forest of Dean with the dog last December and it was lovely and quiet tucked away in the woods.

Forget about friends and think of all the **insert derogatory term for loose women** you’ll attract!!

Thanks All, I’ve just ordered a Bosch, which should be here on Tuesday!

I’ve used Ski Lifts twice (once with bike and once without) and they were great both times (he even dropped me off at a bar instead of the chalet last time I went!)

This song always brings a little tear to my eye:

It’s all because of the 4th verse and the line ‘….I’ve been wanting to be just like my Dad ever since I was a little boy’ (approx 1:30). It was in the car as I drove up to my Sister’s the day the old git popped his clogs.

use all three letters with IAN!

I’m sure someone who knows more than me will be along shortly, but you could try some stretches and make sure your properly warmed-up before you ride!

Sorry to hear that and I hope it’s all sorted soon, just out of interest what bank do you use?

Konadad wilko1999 best one yet 😆

Buy a bigger padlock!

Edit – not that it’ll make much difference

jam bo +1

spchantler +1

Pish-off mrlebowski, my slippers are awesome*!

*awesome may be stretching it a little, but I have taken to them more than I should at 29!

Here’s George the ‘lap-dog’ trying to get a better look out my Mum’s front-room window:

OP, I’m in my late 20’s and so not really an ‘older gentleman’, so does that mean that I can continue to wander around and chat freely with my willy out in the gym? If so I think this may annoy some of the older gentlemen with whom I normally talk as they shall be forced to cover-up while I can flaunt my mediocre manhood!!

Sorry for the slight hijack, but does anyone also know anywhere I can get a cheap Lions shirt?

I know there are going to be a lot of people speculating on his ulterior motives, but I don’t really care about why he’s doing it, it’s a great way to end his career and will silence the critics who are saying he’s only in it for the money.

Rugby

Yes, Lots

Blue

Sorry OP, but that must be fake:

Most car companies say a vehicle has to experience an impact that generates at least 7 G’s of force before it will trigger the air bag. For most vehicles, this would be the equivalent of hitting a solid barrier at 12 to 15 mph, or hitting another vehicle at a speed of about 25 mph.

A person I’ve had the misfortune of meeting a couple of times has been sent down for multiple counts of kiddie-fiddling and beastiality, he’s the worst person I’ve known! 🙁

I really like the spin classes, but it depends who’s running the class as I get really annoyed by the twit who insists on shouting despite having a microphone to amplify his voice!

Maybe he read THIS and was put off!!

The try’s amazing, but it’s also quite interesting to see how different the game looks (there were several tackles that would have resulted in yellow cards today!).

Paloma Faith is smarter than all of you put together

That doesn’t stop her from annoying me though!

last time i buy flippin work trousers from Next!!

I’ve had 2 pairs go like that after about 6 months of wear (both just stitching which I’ve had fixed). If it wasn’t for Next being the only place I can find that do 35″ inside leg at a reasonable price I’d not buy from them!

I’ve really liked this since I first saw it as a kid:

Thanks nigel 🙄

On second thoughts, could leg-warmers be a better option?

zilog6128 -Not pissing on my chips at all, part of my reason for posting this was to get the STW response to it. I’m not informed enough to make a decision as to whether any of the contents of the letter are doing any good or whether I’m being fobbed-off (as is my suspicion)!

I’m surprised the bloke didn’t just dump a bucket of sand on her windscreen!

Post Hack:

Has anyone else been forces to censor this month’s picture so not to offend the idiots in the office?

Because of this picture:

EDIT: Oh balls I’ve just realised I started with a spelling mistake!

For the OP: NSFW

thats a fantastic pic ^

+1

Russell – what / where is that?

If I wasn’t such a lanky git I’d be very tempted by the Snap, it looks lovely!

He shot a Woodcock on his first drive , first ever gamebird

Cocky little…… 🙂 (but seriously, well done him)

I’m meant to be beating tomorrow, but I had a call from the keeper earlier and all but 4 of the syndicate guns have cried off so provided i can get there I’ll get an extra days shooting instead (beaters day is next week too) 🙂

Wear whatever you’ll feel comfortable and confident in, your wearing a suit and shoes so unless your going for a job at an undertakers I wouldn’t imagine coloured socks will make any difference (unless you whip your shoes off and ask the interviewer to sniff your feet!).

Favourite is probably Ross Noble and least favourite is Shappi Khorsandi.

I think the biggest issue is his blatant disregard for health and safety while handling a chainsaw – where are his safety goggles and hard hat?!

Do you mean Superstar Nanos or are there others called Nanos?