The torture mission is a bit odd, but the monkeys and aliens were hilarious!

Before I rate it – where do you put a bottle cage?

If the rumors are to be believed hora doesn’t need a bottle cage:

Rate my new bike

EDIT: I don’t like green!!

you asked the expert for advice, and they gave it – take it

That’s easy in principal, but it’s much harder with a family pet she’s loved since a pup!

I think she’s already contacted Dogs Trust, but had no luck. Any other suggestions will be greatly received.

Has anyone smoked the spliff with Michael yet? Interesting outcome. It’s one of the strangers and freaks missions.

No, but I have used his sons Bong (in his bedroom) which makes things a bit ‘wobbly’ for a few moments 😆

I spent about ten mins climbing the bloody tower crane just so I could jump off it!! I was very impressed by the graphics when I looked over the edge and my stomach went a bit, I’m quite dodgy with heights and had to remind myself that it’s only a bloody game 🙄

I’ve just finished the dogs new bed-frame to make the front room look a little tidier:

I’ve now got a 16GB Memory Stick so can run the game, I just need to get through the rest of the working day 😡

JEngledow GTA V won’t be cheaper for many a month not weeks and even then it’ll be small price drop.

Fair enough, but it doesn’t matter now as I’ve got a copy, but not the memory 🙁

Agggggggggh! My wife very kindly bought me GTA5 today (I was gonna wait a few weeks and get a cheep copy), however my excitement was short lived as I don’t have enough memory so will have to wait till tomorrow (provided my lunchtime mission to find suitable memory is successful) 😥

Does all Single Speeders having beards count as a universal standard?!

It’s nice to know the family are safe, but is that really a news-worthy story? It must be a slow news day for BBC Glasgow & West Scotland.

Sometime in your late 30s, some evil dude fits you with an idiot magnet while you’re asleep. FACT.

I think they fitted mine too early, either that or I’m going to be really screwed in a few years 😯

This one may not be obvious, but I heard it shortly after my Dad died and it rang quite true (the verse at 1:25):

Cheers both, there’s not much mountain biking in the immediate area (apart from a few bridal-paths etc) so no trail building groups, although I do have a few mates who’d help. I like the idea of little and often, however what’s the best way (is it better to hide a cheap spade somewhere and hope it’s not found or get a folding spade and stick it in a backpack)?

I spend a daft amount of time looking at other peoples garages on Garage Journal!

Try and avoid one like this:

You’re getting yourself exorcised?

Your in good company as, according to Franky Boyle the Queen has the same issue (skip to 2:25):

There’s some good stuff in the Dirt, Friday Randoms as well as some plain weird stuff!

I know it’s childish, but this graffiti in a Greek bus stop made me chuckle:

While we’re on graffiti I saw these two on London’s South bank a few years ago (the van in the background has ‘Graffiti Removal’ printed on it in big letters!):

I appreciate that other may not agree, but my dog, George, has a habit of making me laugh, so here are a couple of pics of him:

In the paddling pool:

and sharing some of my beer:

Meat Pie, sausage roll, Come on Binners give us a goal an honest government!

FTFY!

Change the sausage roll for a meat and tater pie and you’re my guy, Binners MP!

+1

This could turn out to be the most successful political U-turn ever!

free sausage rolls? From the newly appointed Minister for Pies?

…but sausage rolls aren’t pies. Sorry, but you’ve just lost my vote!

Still, I’m sure it’ll make you feel better – and that’s important

Drawing Cocks-and-balls always makes me feel better, especially on anything official/important (which is probably why it’s best that I don’t get too involved with politics) 🙄

EDIT: if it was up to me we’d have images like this on the front page of the Financial Times:

As I live in call-me-Dave’s constituency I’d be drawing a cock and balls on another ballot paper as there is no chance that a vote for anyone else would make any difference, but there is a very small chance that another spoiled ballot paper may be counted!!

I love this type of video as much of what he rides can be ridden by us mere mortals, except Chris does it much much much much much better (than me anyway)!!

Was it raining? Sometimes freezes the transmission if the rain’s particularly heavy.

Yes, but we’ve got cable so the weather shouldn’t make any difference!

There is a minutes silence on sky 1. Apparently Rupert Murdock has no soul.

😆

It’s working again now, so please ignore me!

If it were my money I’d be looking at a Torque FRX as a pure DH bike or a Torque EX as a DH/Trail bike.

and:

Here’s the one my uncle built:

(the photo’s stolen from Facebook, hence obscuring the face of the person in the pic!)

Does anyone know anything she’s acted in?

The Bill? Everyone had been in The Bill at some point.

That, or Casualty

or Porn!

Arguments will follow

I think the builder may be slightly regretting his fixed quote

wukfit, that magic ball of yours is on fire!!

I already thought he was a ‘male chicken’, but the Prius has overwhelmingly confirmed it!!

I was about to start a thread exactly like this!!

EDIT: it still amazes me how much money / effort people are willing to invest to live in ‘trendy’ parts of London.

Maybe computers have finally made filing cabinets unnecessary!

splendid. that your own photo, or was that a very carefully constructed google search?

Yes it was a Google search, but on second thoughts this may been more use to you!

Admittedly not mine, but here you go:

I’ve got some leg warmers which fit much better than any leggings I could find.