Is that how they play ‘French-Bulldog’?!

While at Uni I worked in the Co-Op at the end of our road and hated the job, but needed the money, however on my last day (just before my final exams) an idiot I worked with kept going on about covering me with flour, I made it pretty clear that I wasn’t in a very playful mood and that it would be a silly idea. Later in the evening I was walking towards the office when he decided to try and ambush me, I knocked him out and the bag of flour he was holding landed on his head! I did feel a little bad, but finished the shift and passed my exams with no further repercussions.

Looks like a lot of fun and the video could be great, but that music is bloody awful and annoying (and not even funny annoying).

There are 6 BMX’s on CRC under £150, but the cheapest MTB is £294!

With all the above calls for willies, maybe George will lend you his briefcase when you go and pay:

I think this rings pretty true:

Is it real?

It might just be a good bra, but then the right one does look a little ‘silicone-y’ to me!!

Useless fact No.2: richmtb has been given a load of fake 10p’s 😆

If it’s the corporate side you want then how about one of the team managers (Kathy Sessler -Santa Cruz Syndicate or Dan Brown -Atherton Racing) or someone from Hope, Orange etc?

Dr Steve Peat

It’s not even painted (another item being sold by Plumbing supermarket) 🙄

My favorite is Dirt, but you can watch it for free on Youtube, so not really much help (sorry)!

joolsburger’s last post is like the spinning ballet dancer earlier in the thread in that the hoola-hoop looks like it could be spinning either clockwise or anti-clockwise!!

“Will you marry me” seems like a silly thing to have asked some (but not all) days!!

I find posting links to porn is good at getting the thread locked

Boooooooooo! Your porn is rubbish, I’ve not even got a semi!!

Welcome to my world – mine started in 1997 and hasn’t left me.

Oh Balls, the Drs keep telling me that it will go (eventually), but I was hoping for less than 16 years!!

EDIT: on the bright side high doses of anti-histamines mean that shorts and stingy nettles are no bother!

Suck it up princess, I’ve had Urticaria (itchy rash that usually only lasts up to 6weeks) for the last 2 1/2 years and am on a cocktail of anti-histamines to stop me trying to remove my own skin 😥

It’s bigger than my bloody house 😥

has anyone seen ITV recently?

No, I still have a little self respect left!!

I work from home and so haven’t been invited to any of the office Christmas parties this year (which isn’t a bad thing), instead I plan to hold my own Christmas anti-social tonight in my living room (after the Mrs has gone to bed), where I plan on drinking too much, falling out with myself and finally sexually harassing myself!!

What a plonker!!

EDIT: The plonker in the story, not Junkyard 😆

SM +1

This picture also caught my attention on PB (although I’m not sure why!!):

My Sister used to run a pub in Yorkshire and one year she had to kick someone out during a Christmas party, however his last words as he was pushed out the door were “I don’t care if I’m sacked, your still a f-ing C-” 😆

I’d go and eat free food, show my face and then quietly slip out and have a nice beer elsewhere!

There’s some interesting information on theIMBA website (see links under the ‘TRAIL BUILDING AND DESIGN’ heading in the list on the right).

This reminds me of a ditty a mate of mine sung after he’d had a few pints:

Ra Ra Biscuit tin,

Open up and look within,

All the ladies love a Bourbon cream!!

ooh makes me want to get a landy lift through the tunnel, just for the sake of it.

+1

We never have turkey, I think we’re having pork this year.

WILLY (but it has to be shouted!)

That’s just made the man-crush is even stronger 😳

Gynecologist, Playboy or Whiskey Taster!! 🙄

I found all the bits that needed threadlock already came with it on

It’s a second hand frame being built with components on my current bike (plus I’m totally stripping the frame to replace bearings prior to re-build)!

We used Witney Dog Care[/url] occasionally when both my wife and me had to be out all day and the dog was a pup, it was pretty expensive, but meant the dog wasn’t alone in the house too long and gave us peace of mind. I tried to book him in the other day and they were fully booked all week so must be doing pretty well!! We now just use a dog walker if we’re out all day (which isn’t very often), but he still goes to them for overnight stays and was there for a week in Aug.

on and on, I think the mouse wins!

Or are you a railway dogger?!

A quick Google images search confirms that you can 😯 😯

Does this fit the bill:

Antur Stiniog

I would if it wasn’t a 6 hour plus round trip.