You can make your point without being insulting binners. 🙂

The Wrekin for the one by yourself.
The canal for the one with kids. 🙂

It’s always been weird like colouring roads up ahead amber then when you get there it’s a national speed limit rural road with no traffic whatsoever.
And the weirdest one is when you’re heading somewhere and you’re on time it’ll suggest a slower route. Who wrote that in and why. Who’s gonna think ‘Oh yeah I really wanna get there 17 minutes later!’ 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

Really getting into Jungle a lot more of late. One act whose output I’m really enjoying is Crate Classics! Two lads out of London, one of them is David Rodigan’s son!
It’s a lot more up to date jungle rather than focusing on the 90s stuff which you find on a lot of online mixes, it’s like more relaxed ‘intelligent’ jungle if you like. They produce their own stuff as well as dj. Here’s a recent example, the whole thing is ace. 👌
Please let me know if you listen and enjoy.

The footage of the guy who grabbed the Royal standard from the coffin cannot be found anywhere even though there was multiple cameras in Westminster Hall.

My 6 year old’s just asked if the dead Queen show has finished yet?.

Usual standard there from all the sailor boys holding hands! 😉

It’s a joke. 😄

So why isn’t Harry wearing a uniform?

Omg how good were those horns!?

Why aren’t they showing all the world leaders? I wanna see Biden standing next to jacinda ardern and macron.

No way that’s the real crown. Wife reckons it is.
Just trying to work out who would be monarch if they all got blown up.

‘The devine right of kings asserts that a monarch is not accountable to an earthly authority (such as a parliament) because their right to rule is derived from divine authority. The monarch is thus not subject to the will of his people, of the aristocracy, or of any other estate of the realm. It implies that only divine authority can judge an unjust monarch and that any attempt to depose, dethrone or restrict their powers runs contrary to God’s will and may constitute a sacrilegious act. It is often expressed in the phrase “by the Grace of God”, attached to the titles of a reigning monarch; although this right does not make the monarch the same as a sacred king.’

Funny they’re not mentioning that very much in the BBC coverage!? That Charlie was chosen by God & answers only to him! Gtf 😂

Yes it is. I have a mate who lives near Clare and I occasionally visit him with a bike. Tons of field edge bridleways and Footpaths but zero elevation. Would be perfect gravel terrority. The countryside is pretty enough though. When he visits me and we go to the Peak District it nearly kills him. 😂

Even B&Q is to close on Monday as are all National Trust and English Heritage properties. All traditional bank holiday pastimes are therefore banned!!
Fortunately the countryside will remain open.

Yes you can El, let us know how you get on?!

Shouting out ‘Sweaty Nonce!’ would have been funnier. Then at least there would have been an outside chance the Daily Mail would’ve printed that as a headline, which would have been amusing. Or even
‘Andrew, you’re a disgrace!’ spat out with sufficient heartfelt venom.
What’s the chances that person’s gonna end up giving their opinion on mainstream news?! and the tedious rounds of media hmm

Didn’t realise it was illegal to shout things out in the street. Will have to keep an eye on what goes on there. I’m betting he’ll be released in the morning without charge.

Ha, sweaty Andrew’s been heckled in the street. Although I agree with the sentiment, when him and his siblings are marching behind their mother’s hearse, it might not be the most appropriate time.

I bet HMRC can’t wait to get their hands on 40% of the Queen’s personal wealth.
Oh no wait…

Love how commercial radio isn’t playing adverts. LBC is actually listenable without having to mute it every 15 minutes. Long may this continue.

‘and we can see now as the Queen’s hearse passes in front of Gregg’s and Poundland that it is accompanied by 6 black Range Rovers. And that’s 2 more black Range Rovers than escorted the Queen Mother’s hearse isn’t that right John?
That’s right John and that goes to show the depth of feeling that the Queen held in the hearts of the people of this great nation…’

‘and just looking at the reactions across social media now and some people on a cycling forum have agreed that ‘it is a big deal’ whereas as Joanne from Hull has tweeted in to say ‘no it isn’t,’..and that’s funny isn’t it John because in her later years The Queen embraced social media didnt she?’

‘and we go over live now to the mall where some men with very shiny helmets are riding horses slowly in double file. Now John that reminds me that the Queen liked horses didn’t she…,
Yes she did John, horses were very much a part of her daily life..’

Did you watch the King’s speech yet @greyspoke? I’m guessing not.

‘..and of course Prince Charles or King Charles is well known for occasionally saying something vaguely resembling an opinion. John how do you think that will affect things…’

‘And of course during her reign she did a lot for women because she was a woman’

‘She was a thoughtful Queen too, like that time she asked me if I wanted sugar in my tea, which was funny because I do take sugar in my tea. Ahhh she will be missed’

‘And I’ll always remember that time she visited the care home when I was doing a jigsaw. She said ‘ooh that’s a hard one’ coz it was the one with millions of baked beans. What a fantastic sense of humour she had’

‘And we go live now to the gates of another another Royal residence where a journalist will pontificate for 7.5 minutes about the Queen and stuff. John I wonder if you fondly remember, like I do when the Queen came through those gates in 1981 just after the war in Argentina and you’ve got a funny story about that haven’t you….’

All the world leaders will have to attend the funeral, London’s gonna be a busy place. How soon after do they have the coronation? You’d want it the next day as all the commonwealth leaders would likely attend that too and they’ll still be in the country.

So that’s Monday the 19th then.
Come on, keep the schools open! I need this day to mourn and err spend the day in the countryside.

When’s the funeral? We’re gonna get the day off. Gawd bless Mrs Maj, everyone likes a day off work and the hills will be quiet. Wonder if the schools will be closed. That’ll scupper my plans for a hike.

All of the discworld novels are on Audio books and are all excellent.

where are you op?
I’m in Stoke and I’ve got a big metal Water tank in the loft that is unused.

Had a great idea that after the Queen dismissed him they should have released him into the Balmoral estate with only a rambo knife. Given him 24hrs and then hunted him to the death and televised it. Like hunger games but entertaining.

The woman is characterless. Maybe that’s what we need for a bit?
C’mon Lizzy please put Pritti Vacant on the back benches. 🙏

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiE_FQ3oVdk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Have we all watched the excellent led by donkeys summarisation of the clown’s time in office?

I had mine yesterday. 3 bed semi, 2 adults and 2 kids. Both gas and leccy with Ovo. They want to increase from 192 to 320!!

*raze

I’ve always thought how could you raise something down. I guess I’ve never actually seen it written down. Anyway thanks for educating me though instead of just condescendingly taking the piss. 😋👏

‘but I reckon revolution needs a charismatic leader for people to coalesce around’

My time has come! stand with me comrades!

lets run, errr ride on parliament using bicycles.