true story:
– look behind and see a car gradually approaching me
– signal right and gradually moved to right of lane, signalling all the time. car now behind me, going slow. lights 2 metres ahead amber
– stop at light which has just turned red as pedestrian crosses. Right turn 10metres ahead. Car now stopped, waiting behind me. I look round at driver – he’s seen me. I continue signalling right for the duration of the red light
– green light. I set off still in right hand of the lane. With right turn 5-10 metres ahead, again signal right until I reach the turn. car still slowly behind me
– no traffic head so stop signalling, put hand on bars and immediately begin turning right
– car decides that now is the perfect time to overtake me on the right (he’s going straight on)
– knocks me off on the wrong side of the road
– c0ck