My Wife is 5 foot three and has a 30 inch inside leg, 14 inch frame staight post and a 70 mm stem and that feels about right for her apparently.

To be honest, she ticks pretty much every box on my fantasy list as well, but for some reason,it just quite come together.

" redhead, slim, red hair, freckles," Now that's definitely Bonnie langford you're thinking of.

22? I've got socks older than that.:)

She can die for all I care, does nothing for me whatsoever, she's just an annoying squeaky child thing.

Alex Kingston however, I'll watch anything she's in and my hormones will go completely batshit crazy for days. Off for a little attempt to compose myself again now.

🙂 thanks, I like it……

I thought they were both quite glossy, aspirational, generic and uninspiring coming of age films tbh, and I could never relate to either of them I struggle to remember which is which and I'm exactly the right age for them………… I'll shut up and go now cos I'm begginning to ramble.

There are 10 types of people in the world – those who undersand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary.

Heisenberg and Shrodinger are driving down the road when they run over a cat. Shrodinger asks, "Is it dead?" Hesineberg replies, "I can't be certain."

Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Q: What's the difference between a mathematician and an experimentalist?
A: A mathematician thinks that two points are enough to define a straight line while an experimentalist wants more data.

I look more like my sofa than my bike.

Wanted
£20,000 reward.
Schroedinger's Cat.
Dead or Alive.

"This old pipe is rusty", said Tom, ironically.

Renee Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender says "sir can I get you a martini "Descartes says "I don't think…" and he disappears

A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?

"Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav? "

And the fact that you seem amused by it even more so ?:)

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Willy Deville has a locomotive named after him…..

"Buying new Fox F120's soon to replace some OEM 2007 RL 120 off an old bike"

Well done ken, although I'm sure that I would've enjoyed your response if you'd typed one.

Not since I had anyone who did hunted down and killed.

What happens to the spent socks? I recycle them, or more to the point my wife does, they go in the clothes recycling bin at Waitrose or somewhere I assume. I suppose I could insulate something with them.:)

A pair of brand new,straight out of the packet socks every day, I never wear a pair twice, always loved the feel of brand new socks.

funniest thing I've seen for ages thanks 🙂

I'd rather they had 'em on than ran into some poor pissed up bastard who didn't realise they were there, straight road or not.
1/10

Almost exactly like having a pet cornish pasty.

About once every three or four months for me, but it tends to be a big pile of stuff.

Not within the last month to be fair, but this year anyway, with a crappy little sony compact and I'm pleased with them.

If the bolt head is big enough, use a small pair of end cutters, get one blade edge on the inside edge of the drive hole and one on the outer edge of the bolt. Use the cutters gripped tightly to turn the bolt. Once loose enough, just use the bit to get it the rest of the way. It's worked for me often enough anyway.

"Second Hand bikes just aren't that expensive!"

I think you'll just have to accept that actually, they are.

If you exclude exotic woods for bodies and stuff, graphite powder, restringing a guitar it goes on the saddles and in the string slots on the nut, that's about as odd as my materials get really.Oh and lemon oil for polishing some fretboards.

I'm bipolar, i get emontional about everything,the wind blowing the wrong way, dogs in hats,**** chaffinchs, boiled eggs,I have an irrational terror of rock ballads and iphones. consider yourself lucky.:)

All about multiples of nine.

Any 2 digit number – its digits = multiple of 9

eg. 56 – 5 – 6 = 45
Can 9 go into 45? Yes.
to prove it heres another
72 – 7 – 2 = 63
Can 9 go into 63? Yes.

off the top of my head….

"Get a proper bike that fits him and take the cranks off it."

Yup, done that with three kids, take the pedals and spanner with you to the park, once they've got their balance, sling the pedals back on quick whilst they're not looking.

Salt & vinegar crisps, spag bol, frosties but only dry.

I'm Alan Bennett, so nothing now. I'm an ice cream down as well.

Just go, My wife and I spent a year working out there in Kerala and India is brill, all of it. you spend a lot of time alternating between disgust and sheer delight, almost every few minutes some days. Quite a big European comunity in Mumbai, we'd go again at the drop of a hat.

It will be @kin hot compared to what you are used to in the UK though.

Or use the word "norm" nice try though 🙂

Is this some kind of test?