Suck all the air out and weigh them again.

"I was gutting my hedge with the ladder stood half in a flower bed. It fell over."

Gutting? there's your problem there, hedges don't viscera.:)

Other than that, cash or debit/credit card

Slide repeat pistol grip shotgun chambered for 3inch magnums with a nice tight choke (remington Wingmaster would be my preference),at least 400 spare rounds, rifled solid slugs are a good call as well. in case of zombies.

Ahhhhhhhhh, got it 🙂

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Can you hold your breath for ten minutes and do you have a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle in your pocket?

I have no idea, but for some reason it makes me think about chimps?

2nd Decathlon, they have loads of decent quality ones for kids.

No really I would 🙂

I'd buy a Klein Attitude, realise that the hill was much steeper than it looked, stop in a pub for a pint and a pie, come out, find it missing, go home, then sulk, buy an Octavia or Passat then come on here and whine constantly about what a waste cheap components or tools are, youths, people who don't know how to drive as well as me,how the revenue top gear produces could revive the economy single handed, and speed cameras.

On Saturday nights when I'm p****d, I could come on here and have arguements with somebody exactly the same as me about bugger all.

Oh and the micralite converts from a pram type thang to a stroller and back again if it needs to.

Micralite again, really will go up or down really easily with just one hand, which doesnt sound much, but believe me, it is, also the angle of the handles is adjustable, which again makes a huge difference.

Really light,handles well, you can actually push and steer with one hand without any fuss or mither,folds down really small and pretty indestructible over rough/bad terrain as well. 10 inch pnuematic tyres and alloy rear wheels, plenty of pimp my tyres ops.

Ours has been through two kids so far and is just beginning to look run in. We've got a Quinny something or another as well in car no 2 and its not a patch on the micralite.

"you do look like dud."

I know, I've accepted it and given up denying it now 🙁

Very nice in a good way or very nice in a "bad" way ?

"Environment changes over time with use shocker":)

Twitch a lot,constantly mutter about conspiracy,blatantly bivvy under the desk,If anybody mentions it tell them you live in a storage unit, wear a balacava to commute, make sure that there always copies of "Guns 'n Ammo" visibly scattered all over your desk. Go into the meeting and mast**bate like a chimpanzee.

I'm Ray

From Liverpool but now in Stockport via Islington

Luthier.

Yup. I love my job to bits and make a reasonable living and wouldn't change what I do for anything.

I only have mountain bikes, one of 'em has maxxim hookworms fitted though, does that count?

Face recognition thought I was Michell Pfeffer. if you can see my pic earlier in the thread, that's just f***d on a cosmic, horsehead nebula type scale.

What Plop_pants said, I usually use a little bit of lighter fluid as a solvent to clean the driver and that seems to work.

It may not be a good answer but it's the only one I've got. I've been doing it for years and never had any problems:)

"The raw shark texts" by Stephen Hall, A guy being hunted by a conceptual shark,code breaking,philosophical treatise, a cat called Ian and urban exploration. The bastard love child of The Matrix, Jaws and the good bits of The Da Vinci Code.

NO, it'll just encourage you and it's just wrong, that's all.;)

Polish Pilots were generally more experienced than the majority of others serving under the umbrella of the RAF, as they'd already fought in Poland and France before the bob even began.

Unfortunately, at the end of the war,to avoid annoying Stalin, out of228,000 Polish servicemen, only one Polish squadron (303) was allowed to march in the Victory parade through London, although on the grounds that all other Polish units had been barred from attending, they refused to march.

My grandfather was in 315 City of Deblin, and many Polish airman and crew were repatriated forcibly to Poland and generally treated like s**t by the British authorities.

Even During the war the British government informed General Sikorski that at the end of the war, Poland would be charged for all costs involved in maintaining Polish forces in Britain. If you are anywhere near Northolt, the Polish Airman's memorial is well worth a visit.

I've not actually watched it yet however,recorded it for tomorrow.

"spotting a yellow mini and punching your sibling"

That sounds so like my car journeys.

Realising that the fart you just did had lumps in it?

I do, no idea whether I should or not and I'm still alive.

"I've always wondered what it smells like in a Mortuary, when it's full on open for business."

I used to go out with a girl and her Dad owned a funeral parlour, and it mostly just smelt "chemically" a bit like a swimming pool really. Apparently at room temp, most bodies dont get very whiffy till about three days. The funeral home was always kept cool and people generally did not get left lying about unembalmed for very long. Obviously there'll be exceptions but that seemed to be the general situation.

Which one of you is the pope?

"Well next time you'll believe in marx teaching rather than "the market will sort himself out"

Juan……. you are my new favourite poster 🙂

ah right, sorry

Artist supplies shop? that's where I used to get mine from.

Have we come to a decision yet? I can't stand the tension any longer!

"I pray for you all."

To be honest, I'd rather you didn't.

I'll do you a deal, if you don't pray for me then I won't hold a satanic mass for you, fair?

I've got it running on an old laptop specifically for the kids to use for browsing, some basic word processing etc, and it's fine. Picked up all the hardware and peripherals first time it booted up without any fuss whatsoever.

Although the Package manager is meant to be really easy, I found it a bit of a faff sometimes. Other than that, it's been great.

I could spend more time doing even less that I do now.

I did say give it an hour or two 😉

I'd imagine it's (the pool) pumped full of disinfectant and the like anyway, especially if you go an hour or two after the mum's and toddler's session.

I was hoping this was going to be a thread about turning razors into finely honed killing machines and making them fight to the death in a biscuit tin.

"Stop putting vegetables in my bedding,it's perverse"

Very,very,very hot.