+1 Binners when I stopped laughing I had to explain it to mrs G and show naked gun clip as reference 😂😂 very sheltered life my wife🥰

New job starts tomorrow so I’m going to have a little bit of’on-boarding’ to start the day. Having already been through an online process 2 weeks ago 🤯

Are you close to a river? You know what to do😉hope you get it sorted soon

There is going to be frosty atmosphere when lil rishi meets the king next week. Charlie’s speech in France was heavy on the urgency of action rishis less so we are truly **** aren’t we 🤯

Where’s the forum expert on this when you need him?

We have a few wild theories that he is a murderer and comes back to bury / dispose of bodies in the garden and feed his hostages.

house next street over currently empty known as the murder house cos that’s what happened! police found bits of body in flower pots and under the floor strangely not under patio. So you might be right😱

Next door have an ivy fetish .. built a screen wall ( 1970s ‘see through’concrete must be 2m on their side! ) then planted ivy against it ivy is now a foot higher than wall ivy is kept trimmed on their side we have to trim their bush 2or3 times a year small tree in their front garden is now fully covered in the bloody stuff. They also keep 2of 5cars in their double garage now that is weird 🤦‍♂️which leaves a lawn of 3x5m cut by large petrol mower !

Have a whip round, buy him one of those long fire lighter’wands’ and create a flare off bit like an oil refinery. only really amusing to teenagers and  drunks but should clear the air.

The designers that think it’s ok to make headlight bulb changes only possible by removing the whole **** unit🤯 along with a front wheel, arch liner etc etc guess what I was doing yesterday???

Im With Moab on this apart from the N+1 thing( needing some new pads is NOT a good reason to go N+1)

mrs G thats you that is xx

Have you tried the new bigger bowls? They roll much better I hear

the pitch must be Huge

Its that time of year when my now 16 year old daughter still needs her dad to make sure there are no monsters umder the bed

From experience you will need to be available for at least another 11 years….
Daaaaad there’s a spider!! Dad—Keep an eye on it I’ll send mum😁 I’ll do daddy long legs, moths and butterflies (and bats) she is 27 ffs
Kids eh?

Measure the extra height twice  we just this weekend let eldest use our box only to destroy it in a car park barrier hours later😩

So on his way out the door he managed to knight JRM and dame Pritti  should be some rules about this💩

Remove the body and backfill properly and treat yourself to a second best broom?

In the light of advice above I think I shall retire my harness 1976 whillans sit harness

That harness certainly divides opinion, and often other things.
Some near misses but 3 kids show all in good order!
Also I seem to remember having to tie in using a bowline? Or am I dreaming that bit single handed bowline was always a good challenge in scouts one handed activities still a challenge 😉

In the light of advice above I think I shall retire my harness 1976 whillans sit harness (for those of a certain vintage) maybe reuse some bits into camping gear

The ceo salary is so low cos knighthoods / damehoods spare a thought for the poor things 😉

I think you ought to fence the area off asap and move picnic table away from drop zone is that a kiddies sand pit hidden under bushes the consensus is it’s not a party wall prob time to get serious with them there is a limit to good neighbouring

I did see a bright fireball on Monday morning I think they are here already maybe just visiting the lizard overlords?

You could try open adventure in ulverston I think they have now moved into that tracker area from full on adventure racing

Ours is set back so small rear garden so gets very little sun might that also be an issue?

Are those false legs?

yes but real feet 😉

Hold up… WHY CAN YOU NOT BUY MUSTARD FLAVOURED PEANUTS???!!?
Not sold as mustard flavoured but got some m & s Katsu coated nuts or something,now I like good English mustard but these things were hotter in a mustardy way than anything I’ve had and i chipped a bloody tooth.

Looks like that could have happened in a supermarket car park you have been shopping today haven’t you? Option 2 mrs Wally already knows and is testing you…with inevitable consequences if when you fail the test. Fess up and get it fixed !! Let us know how it goes

So we are going to get more choice in our healthcare as he single handedly takes millions off the waiting lists do we think that he will force the private sector to help us out is his maths failing him a bit don’t get ill folks🤬

We pay about £3-400 per 20t load carted off site legit carriers inert spoil. Say one wagon making say 5 loads per day possible 5 wagons on turnaround 25 x£300 £7.5k per day clearly less legit operations could dump that in a field dodging any SAS teams cost for contaminated spoil £000s per load easy money little no risk but if we won’t go after water companies etc dumping vast amounts of shite into rivers what chance a 2 minutes manoeuvre to tip a load getting convicted?

Do you have a down stairs toilet? We went from squirrels in the loft to finding one tail up in the pan must have leant too far in for a drink slipped in on the spotless glaze and finito so lay a trail of nuts down the stairs problem solved👍

Just been out to cover ours up must be an old bloke thing saves time and de-icer plus heated screen has 50% missing it might meet with a big chip soon

All of the floors we install are beam n block all have a 200 m void minimum under all are insulated and screeded over b n b
Some need gas barriers but none are insulated under most blocks are standard sizes so could be broken out to allow access (440mm)and replaced easily you can get through 440mm can’t you? TLDR insulation over b n b

Im out. Made the mistake of telling my daughter what WhamAggedden is and she instantly played it on her phone 🙄😂

That’s got to be some serious Santa sanctions happening soon kids these days just no respect

I’m out caught out in November with a Tesco tv ad but then lasted to 5th fed up with R4 rolling headlines clicked on search ended up on radio advert FM within seconds there it was if your still in playing take care and good luck

Lots of the above but was quite seasonal summer was bikes down the old rail lines to the track in the woods on or in the river on the commando course climbing along roots etc till someone fell in bottle fishing rafts
Autumn catapult/ acorn fights( head shots allowed by accident) trees swings season peak was fireworks we could actually buy them as kids 😵 down drains rockets up the slide or in end of handlebar break open bangers to make genies clubbed together to make a jam jar banger bomb we have kept 2of 3 kids away from most of that nonsense

So when will Whamageddon officially start? Already heard it on a tv advert about 2 weeks ago so hopefully before the official start? just CBA with it all

Well I was hoping for a snorkel failure but Jill or Owen ftw😁😁

Thanks for info bit more homework needed yet I prob won’t mention Christine to her just yet!

Had 4th 2 weeks ago spent next 2 days off work shivering and sweating been ok with all other’s happy days 😁

How about a 110v cut off saw diamond blade and a good vac unit?(or water based dust surpression if suitable) should be quieter than petrol saw and decent ppe please

The big question in this is why are we still building homes on known floodplains there are 100s going up near the Calder in Wakefield within a few metres of the normal bank and river level they will flood at some time soon…we are high enough up to not be affected directly but when our surface water has nowhere to go there will be problems I’m sure they will sort it all out at cop27😉

Make a start , seems to be the thing
I got sent out to put in some foundations on a project that was running out of PP it was some years ago now but still seems to be a thing may be a more expensive option than just reapplying?