Blimey, you can't even get hit by a car without incurring the STW wrath.
What is it with internet forums and their encouragement of the "I think you'll find…" attitude?
Let's imagine if the thread had been:
"I managaed to bump a cyclist today by slipping off the clutch pedal behind him in traffic. The ****t was livid and had a right go at me – it was only an accident and I didn't even damage his bike!"
The same people would be bashing your bad driving and saying "you're not fit to be on the road", and "of course the rider had every right to be livid, you could have killed him" and "you're a danger to yourself and others, I hope you and everyone you know burns for an eternity in the firey pits of hell after dying long and unspeakably painful deaths". And so on.
Forums. The only place where you're wrong whichever side you're on, even if it's both, and the only place where devils' advocacy is delivery so visciously.
Awaits being flamed into the stone age.