google maps is very data light

I always liked Music For The Jilted Generation despite it’s cheesyness

Weeeeellll I was thinking full build but I could maybe splash a little more and go frame – I love the look of that banshee in mint. It seems quite similar to the kona process 111 which I was half considering but has pretty poor components for the price.

OK I’m calling bullshit on these commuters – they are clean. Mine to caked in dirt apart from the drive train which I clean maybe once a week.

hungry horace

One time I did my 8.5 mile commute (pretty flat, urban to rural) at an average of 20mph and my god I was over the moon. If someone is in front of me I go much faster than usual (yes, I realise that deep down this makes me an asshole :D)

Cripes, armchair analysis is a bigger internet hobby than I thought!
Over the last couple of weeks I’ve had idiots overtake me while I was signalling right and moving across the road and you’re damn right I shouted abuse at them.

ampthill – Member
So thread full of people wishing we had joined the Euro!

Surely Canyon UK is just few bods who look after warranty claims etc. rather than a another company

yup (not a joke)

Google the IP address and you might get down to city level, that said my IP is incorrectly located.

my fork is better than your fork

Yeah, the nuclear authority bods are pretty good at tracing and detecting this sort of thing – you can read about all sorts of accidental contamination incidents on wikipedia and the extent to which the source of and path followed by contamination can be traced is very impressive.

only white anglo saxons with right wing political views should be allowed to use english roads!

ghosts.

Just ride to the top

why are cars so expensive? my dad told me about getting a car for a few hundred bob back in the day but these days you can spend millions of pounds ON A SINGLE AUTOMOBILE!

think of all the new bikes you’ll be able to buy!

Sounds like a lot of work/expertise without knowing why. Maybe you should hire a metallurgist for your boutique frame business rather than asking a forum?

bad forum posts

Do you like new things? That’s when it makes a difference ;)

chiefgrooveguru – Member
Many a dying person asks for a scientist to comfort them in their final hours…

Yeah for more drugs/a cure

Those paving slab waterbars look like they’ll be eroded out of place after a few good rains.

paulevans – Member
Anyone know when the Canyon Dude is going to be available? £1800ish delivered for a carbon frame and fork, nice wheels and decent spec.

That’s an attractive bike. I especially like the way it says ‘rude’ on the fork.

How big a tyre can you fit on the back?

*takes a massive bong hit* ok dude take me down that rabbit hole

I know a boring office guy who commutes to work on an old lugged carbon marin with a generous helping of fluro paint. That bike is wasted on him.

jivehoneyjive – Member

Aye, a bit like Rupert Murdoch

There’s crazy with people in it and there’s crazy with space lizards. Are you trying to make Ike sound more legit?

I gotta say, I love how much money this Ike guy has made selling crazy to idiots

gosh it’s a good job we’ve got you to tell us what’s up rather than scientists who know a thing or two!

It wasn’t even a good bike.

hail satan!

depends on the shape of the heat source

When I first started running I gradually increased distance. I was fortunate that the route I usually took had a lot of short sharp hills which I’d always blast up. I think that and just plain old consistency despite weather and anything else ended up bumping up my speed to a respectable level.

Er I’m pretty sure no-one’s mentioned THE PENCIL MUSEUM!

Just William would be a terrible idea if you’re prone to giggling fits, like me.

They’re the kind of food that doesn’t really go off, I would have thought.

My cat would bring mice into the house, live, and play with them; she didn’t get the ‘kill’ part. Either I had to euthanise them if they’d been played with too roughly, or chuck them out. Thankfully they’re pretty easy to catch if they’re away from small holes.

Moral of the story: don’t rely on the cat.

can i have a go?

It’s easy, just take it to the bike shop.

A guitar case with a harmonica in it.

lol if you think an RFA vessel would get sent to Gaza

Jamie – Freeloader! But we still like him
Or are killed by cats?

*continues drinking*

I can hear Bill Oddie crying.