I have a strange feeling of deja vu

😯 @ sorenson getting tangled with the mtc

Oh dear another crash.

Cav’s not happy

Tests both your knowledge of rivers and finds out who actually knows the difference between the British Isles, Great Britain and UK…

with the added bonus that the first google answer is in fact wrong

Longest river in the British Isles is a good one.

Contador has not been found guilty

I thought he tested positive for a banned substance. In any other sport that would be an instant ban surely.

I saw the title and thought you had been out with the JC Cycle boys.
Re the links it had Never occurred to me before.

And so we get to page three and the tIts are out 🙄
Suprised it took that long for that comment tbh

Kaluha, vodka over ice

Their style sheet is goosed.

Big

small

By bank details do you mean sort code and account number? Why would you want these?

We all die. He died doing something he enjoyed.

So did Elvis.

Mine’s ok with the occasional pad wash , but then again I don’t have a head made of cheese 😉

Saxobank looking decidedly shaky

That’s what you get when you mess with natural ecosystems by introducing foreign species.

I have a strange feeling of deja vu

😀 @ SBZ’s fruedian slip

if so you have lied through your teath (sic) as your (sic) shop had my phone number since i gave it [to] phil at 13.17 22rd june 2011 .

Phil McKrackin by any chance?

10 minutes to read 3 pages of the forum? 😯
I know his posts were garbled, but come on!

Fancy Meeting up for a few cinzanos tonight Andy?

Boy buys bike.
Bike has scratch.
Bike returned.
New frame sent, promptly.
New frame has miniscule scratch.
Toys from pram are thrown.

Incidental facts are:
HP agreement is in his brother’s name.
Bike shop tried to resolve issues but couldn’t raise OP on the phone.
We are all “Amis de derriere” with the bike shop staff

Yep another.

Contador was in the stack?

😀

Defenders of the Queens’ English, ATTACK!!!

It’s “the Queen’s English” dear boy. It belongs to the Queen, singular.

Jeez that street furniture looks well dodgy”…”…….

Ouch

The MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold, leader of The Adder Party

Despite never having heard of jc cycles prior to this thread, I now firmly believe I would also like to be their bum chum.

They can be quite rough, watch they don’t scratch your top tube.

Genuine lollage !
May you ding your new, shiney, sparkly bike on it’s maiden ride you utter twunt.

Check your T&C but I think the 50 year age limit is government legislation. No point giving you all that tax relief just so you can cash it in and spend it.

Very unlikely. IIRC unless you’ve got mitigating circumstances like retirement through ill health, you can’t get at it till you’re 50.

How old are you?

Chuck it out or chuck it up, the choice is yours.
TBH I reckon it will be fine, smell it, if it smells ok then cook it pronto and thoroughly.

A “proper” Bloody Mary.

A Scotsman will never win Wimbledon, fact.

Disguise it with lipstick.

He’s got a good touch for a big man.

Oh crap too late !