What the hell is it with all these people who do things differently from me? I just can’t understand why they’d do that, surely they must realise that my way is better? My god, I’ve been riding since the late Jurassic and back in my day you’d never see things like this.
I saw a group of people just last week doing things in a slightly different manner to the way I’d have done it. I resisted the urge to go over and [ask them to stop it | tell them off | own them with bombers | piss in their shoes] (delete where applicable) because whilst I can talk the talk here on the Internet, I’m actually a drink of water and terrified of confrontation in real life.
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people still do things like this. It makes me feel so angry, hopefully by posting here you’ll all either boost my ego by agreeing with me, or change your foolish ways immediately.
So in summary people who post chat in the bike forum, what a bunch of barstewards eh?
Incidentally, whilst we’re on the subject, what is it with people who post chat in the bike forum? Fair weather golfers, MTFU !
(insert random image off the internet, possibly involving kittens)