B…Jezuz!!!!
Firstly, you need to report that to the police as
a) I’m sure your insurance company will ask for a police ref.
b) Just in case they can identify the culprit, you never know they may have stopped him 5 miles up the road for having an unsecured load.
Secondly, please choose me 6 distinct numbers between 1 and 50 for tonight’s lottery, thanks.
<edit> too slow….again</edit>