erm,,, how big are these stones compared to the end of your ‘mini me’

Think pissing a salt and ground glass encrusted wall nut….and then consider that passing it actually feels cathartic 😯

Is it your benifit(sic) sponging neighbours devaluing the neighbourhood by littering the street with satellite dishes and caravans?

I got to the point where I puked with the pain.
Yes keeping hydrated is important. I was told citric acid (natural lemonade etc) helps too.

Nice new bike frame vs update a functional fireplace.
You decide!

M155 STW ?

I wouldn’t do it. The hours and commitment required are too much IMO.

Got you…although I don’t think that’s clear.
I’ll sponsor you £15.71 no to do it then.

Total cost to me £15 000

Race Entry £8 000

50% of the donations up to the value of the entry fee go towards the entry cost.

So if you raise £16 000 through donations you recover your race costs.
Net cost to you £7 000

Druidh’s approach is better, and I think you should ride with Marie Curie’s support as without your support they wouldn’t run these events.

Was it Surf Matt ?

i’ll sponsor you £10 for you not to do it leaving you free to donate your £7k to charity.

religiously intolerant

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I’m in a very marginal seat. Conservative vs SNP.
I mean WTF am I supposed to do with that vote?
Don’t really like the SNP but really cant bring myself to put an X in the con****t***s box. Previously I chose to spoil the first paper and voted green with my second vote.

Jesus wouldn’t need to brake as much.
He also prefers a chest cam as those thorns tend to catch the cables.

I simply pointed out that Californians stand out to be different to other people, in that they will happily chose a leader who’s only claim to fame is the “tough guy” parts he played in fantasy films

So no different from the individuals of Carmel-by-the-Sea, who elected Clint. Oh and was that Reagan chappy not an actor too?

et voila…

Clicky

My neighbours used to have a bar B q every nice day – as a vegan i did not dig this but let it go

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Clearly you know different ‘merkins to me

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Do benefits really cover booze, fags & dope?

Of course, how can they continue to claim incapacity benefit for drug and alcohol addiction if they can’t afford booze and weed 🙄 😉

I bet they are obese too ! It really boils my piss.

+1 kudos points to DS for the Sullivan reference!

…and they’re coming round to Beaches for the first time…..
*drums fingers on the desk
*stops drumming
…OH ! It looks like we have a faller ……
*resumes drumming

jenbe – Your argument is as articulate as it is compelling 😀

Sassenachs derived from Sasunnach meaning saxon.

Moooooove along now!

Raining in Perthshire 🙁

Wot no arachnids 🙁
I feel cheated.

Yes you can use any river or lake for recreation.
Unless you’re in England or Wales where they do “own” the water way and you’ll be trespassing.
River Access

…aaaaaand! they’re off…. 😀

3rd time lucky 😉

Tesco is unlikely to be paying into anyone’s pension

Sorry, that’s not how it works. Whatever the outcome of that case it’s unlikely to significantly impact on Tesco’s share price and dividend.

VW Touran

Horrible company in my opinion. Huge profits

Which are probably paying for your pension, but you wont be complaining about that when you come to cash it in.

Stalin was a Nazi 😀

I better qualify the Nazi comment then 🙂

That’s a Godwin fail

No it’s not. Read the rules on Godwin you Nazi.

…hooorah !

Come on Elf read the blurb on the report……

Policy Exchange is an independent think tank whose mission is to develop and promote new policy ideas which will foster a free society

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*double post*

Actually I think they posted three of them.

Still waters run deep 😯