My mate told his story before I went for my op. I prepared by shaving the night before. On the day at the pre-op consultation, the male surgeon said that I had made a very nice job of it. Oh dear, not quite the comment that I had expected. Back to the changing room to the hot young Sandra Bullock lookylikey student nurse, who escorted me and a wheelchair to the op theatre.
As I lay back on the bed, I was asked if I wanted a screen up, i thought of course i want a screen up, do you honestly think i want to watch this? Meekly I said yes please.
A nurse sat beside me whilst the op was carried out. Her first sentence was Hi I’m Jill and live in the same town as you and know your wife. Great :?
Local injection, a bit tugging, and stitched out. All good.
Back to restroom and Sandra Bullock has tea and toast ready.
Dressed and ready to leave, when Sandra says just need to give you a checkover before you go…………….