cynic-al – Member
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Lmao!!

Had it for 18 months whilst at uni many years ago. Apart from renal colic it’s the most pain I’ve ever experianced. Pills didn’t touch it without turning me into a zombie and I often had to sleep where I was laid due to not being able to get to bed

It just disappeared on its own accord eventually. It makes threats to come back on occasion but as a whole I believe I won the health lottery and kiss my lucky stars whenever I think about it

I’m tempted to post a pic of my stunning mrs who is 13 years my junior. No money parted hands either. Admittedly she did move from Oxfordshire to Mansfield but she’s very attractive & intelligent – juss trying to re right the rocking boat our British women seem to be on

As for Alan partridge quotes …. Let’s not get bogged down in this whole gay vipers nest

Jesus sometimes posting on this site feels like arguing with autistic children.

My son is autistic and I find that offensive

where is said place?

The metropolitan town of Mansfield. Where men are men & women are lesbians

I DESPISE Facebook – the end

Aw juice I’m gutted for you. Reason I posted though isn’t helpful. I’m just taken aback by your trust in a £20 cable lock for 6 hours. Granted you worked hard for that steed, and also that kryptonite lock.

Hope you get it back dude

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Lol@the audibly loud ‘& attention seeking’ sigh

Loads saying they get up super early but none on here this morning. Wake up, reach for STW, go for dump.

The ride to ‘pines is more demanding of your tyres than the red route.

Ohh oldnick spot on! I ride there and it’s true

Danny Hart should thank the lord he’s got downhill talent cos without that he would surely die a virgin

Solution –

Come and live in my town. With mass imigration and economic migrants it’s like living in Krakow (with a small peppering of tidy polish girls)

*Alas nurse outfits are not included*

make them fight each other. Could be done in a pub car park.

If you don’t do it Sky will ….

Big smiles on my face now lads 😀

In the words of Alan partride –

Arm wrestling with Chas & Dave?
Cooking in prison?
Monkey tennis?

Does it blend?

Get a bunch of DVDs that the family enjoy. Compress them to about 1gig each and then you can get about 20-30 films on the iPad

Easy peasy

Better weapons are awarded by finishing certain levels. The grateful survivors get all giddy when you bring them there ‘stuff’ and reward you with various weapons. You’re using your rage meter no ?

Don’t spunk your cash on upgrading weapons unless it’s a keeper – you’ll know when it’s a fantastic weapon

I’m too sexy for this bike – too sexy it hurts

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My dad fought in that conflict and he’s a crazy nut but he’s more likely to hurt someone else than himself with the stress as stories he came back with. Major Les Bown from 2 para. He got lieutenant colonel before they kicked him out cos he’s old

One of the very few games I enjoyed and completed. Had the katana sword and was a major bad ass

Too much swearing though as my boy wants to play it but can’t

I lost interest in bikes for a good 18 months ages ago and all that came from road biking. I lost my mojo cos it sucked at my very soul as it was no fun. Just road after road of peddling. Few mates got me back out the mtb one (muddy) afternoon and & the time of my life

ps – do agree with the mud being too much at the moment but that’s more the cost of crunching of gears

Can’t remember what there are called but i use those circular black disks from the supermarket. It contains some poison that they take back to the nest. Works great in the past and it stops them in their tracks – till they find another way in. Bit like that film Aliens

Everyone will screen ‘YOU MUST GET STANS’ but i find Joe’s & slime to be just as good. Just make sure it’s a leading brand and you will wonder why you’ve never done it before

The strap technique when seating your tubeless ready tyres works best for me cos that’ll be your next post. Put a strap around the outside of the tyre and when your ready to pump, tighten he strap and it’ll push the bead to the rim. Combine that with soapy water and you’re away. Eventually you just get the knack and pump them up with just a floor pump

I want to post a youtube clip with a troubled child sleeping suggestion but it won’t let me. Done exactly what the forum help tells me to do 😥

I’m crying now so you’ve got two on your hands

I prefer to use flats with my mower

– lol

The cleats always bung up with grass too – a product redesign i think

That table could do with a tidy and a wipe

I’ve got some wellies, just lazy and thinking nothing can happen here – it’s just a 1000 rpm sharp spinning metal blade after all 😯

I have abnormally long legs and do feel as if no bike (without longer crank arms) can fit both my top and bottom half so I always opt for a better top tube fit as I can manipulate the saddle height. When xc my saddle is above my bars by more than I’d care to admit. When more aggressive it comes way down

My legs = Claudia Schiffer but better and yes I’m a bloke

+2 only when shock/fork is new

I would never ignore an injured anyone.

“excuse me, scuse me”

“are you a doctor”

“no, I’m just a nosy bastard”

Press fit BB’s ….. I feel violated when I hand my £30-£40 over on a regular basis …. I’m such a slag

Sweet Rob

Maybe use a new pad on one side and an old and the other giving a little more room? Until you wear the new one out slightly then install the ‘other’ new pad. Does that make sense?

I can’t find a socket small enough to latch onto the bolt inside the ‘cheese’ cap you refer too. Even been to a large tool hire shop and the shop itself nor the staff have one small enough

Other than that I love my candy 3’s

I know you have pushed the pistons back in but did you have your tongue out whilst doing it. I find during a difficult task a dangling tongue makes all the difference

– seriously, pistons pushed all the way back in & still rub? It shouldn’t do and I use formula.

Did you manage to kick the smack Renton? Or still trainspotting?

Love that film

Endura singletrack baggies

Yeah got the queue thing down, it’s when I rip something with several episodes it drops each one seperately in iTunes. I will keep playing with my new toy. It’s fine with movies. Shame really cos I’ve bought films on iTunes that I have on DVD. Only a couple mind

Other than that it’s perfect

We have a winner. Just ripping The Armando Iannucci Show now

Only problem is it rips each chapter individually on comedy shows. Other than that! perfect! thanks IA

I adore active fit and sporty women but there is a limit. Her above for example. I need to feel like a man. She would treat me like her 10 year old with some milk n cookies before sex