Two roundabouts sitting in a pub having a drink. In comes a zebra crossing and starts to pester the roundabouts for a drink. They cave in and buy him a drink. A subway then comes in and the zebra crossing starts to pester him for a drink, finally giving in and buys him a pint.
A foot wide strip of tarmac then comes in walks over to the bar. Whisky barmen and make it snappy. It gets its drink pays and leaves.
The barmen remarks to the Zebra crossing that he didn’t pester him for a drink.
The Zebra Crossing replies Don’t mess with him he’s a CYCLE PATH!