This always makes me giggle–you could email your clubmate the link with the message ‘Discuss’ 🙂

with no overheads at all

Insurance? Licence to use the park to run group fitness sessions?

Ace series—and great music by Mogwai too—Sunday evenings are going to be a lot duller now

Tom B

The expression on that dog’s face so says: OK, OK I’ll wear the shoes and pose for the photo … but next time we go walkies I am sooo rolling in poo
🙂

Nope—alas I’m bonnet-intolerant
Looking forward to The Returned though …

Haldon_Forest? There’s a campsite nearby, lots in the area to keep everyone happy and it’s an easy drive from London

Modern pentathlon
Crown green bowling
Taxidermy
Sudoku

‘Sausages and plants and goldfish’
Or maybe tomatoes on toast

Many Tory MPs function without a heart as well

And without spines. And chins.

… and dont moan about a bike in the kitchen …

What kind of crazy person keeps their bikes in the kitchen?? That’s where the treadmill lives, bikes live in the living room

This is a foodie paradise (all washed down with a few pints of Otter)

here
(lovely location and there’s a pub on site)

She doesn’t drive the Orica-GreenEDGE team bus does she? 🙂
Glad no one was hurt

It’s a lovely trip by train–never taken a bike but it should be doable (just avoid peak times). More info here[/url]

If you’re sporting a sober Bermuda I’d say that’s professional attire; more tricky to argue the case for gold hot pants …

… and we own our house (along with the bank) …

You own a bank??

Buy him a briefcase, stitch some leather elbow patches onto his jacket and get him an internship with the management accounts department of the company where you work
Sorted
🙂

… shoes and tops must be worn in shops at all times

and pants

Last time we had a summer (way back in days of yore …) the local supermarket had to put up a sign along the lines of ‘For flips sake people put some clothes on and stop dangling your naked lard handles in the fresh produce’
Ick

This is what your luggage goes through (although they do seem to have edited out the ‘trial by wrecking ball’ bit which did for my ‘indestructible’ suitcase :roll:)

I think I’d be a better swimmer if my nose was on the back of my head and I had massive hands and feet and webbed fingers/toes. Not sure this how this would work aesthetically though so maybe a unicorn horn too to pretty it all up 8)

At least he didn’t take his dog

Ask yourself What would Leonardo do?
Then go invent the helicopter or something and come back to it later
🙂

See, as cute as he looks with his little woolly bonnet and his Who? Me? expression, thanks to Springwatch all I can think is ‘Hmm wonder if he ate his siblings’
Damn you Chris Packham and your illusion-shattering, de-anthropomorphising animal facts 😥

Morph

It’s interesting that one of them overheard a conversation where my lad was apparently politely explaining he couldn’t come to the BBQ on Sunday, and the boy got aggressive and started calling my lad names. He then came round to me and said my lad was being horrible to him…at which point I relent and invite him to the BBQ.

Aggressive? Or maybe just upset—he’s only seven (so maybe not very emotionally articulate) and he’s just heard his friend’s having a party and the kids with cool parents will be there but he’s not invited. I’d have been devastated—still would be!
He’s just a little boy, don’t demonise him for having rubbish parents

‘… the Court would note that, in the course of the present proceedings, the applicants have not sought to argue that, in their individual cases, there are no longer any legitimate penological grounds for their continued detention. The applicants have also accepted that, even if the requirements of punishment and deterrence were to be fulfilled, it would still be possible that they could continue to be detained on grounds of dangerousness. The finding of a violation in their cases cannot therefore be understood as giving them the prospect of imminent release.’

My 15-year-old Bosch WM expired at Easter and I replaced it with this
(W/D—I was fed up having wet washing hanging round the house all winter)
The drum’s huge (did all the duvets over the w/e) but it’s fine for small loads too—and the latest electricity bill wasn’t too scary

The shaved-head look is v-e-r-y foxy—stop fretting and get clipping, you’ll look gorgeous 8)

Olive oil and black pepper is delish
Or avocado and black pepper–alarmingly green but tastes lovely and buttery

On the subject of Jane Austen I’m with Mark Twain: ‘Everytime I read “Pride and Prejudice” I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin bone.’

I just got back from CLS where there was a Danish Strictly Come Dancing type course thing happening. Those people worked hard! They were up and Salsa-ing while i was still eating me porridge. They did a gala thing at the end of the week and they were really good and they all looked like they were having an awesome time.
Maybe hang fire on the sequins though …

Churlish
Inchoate
Vicissitudes

Pod 51–great location for the price