Surely the silent treatment’s better than the shouty throwy treatment?

Portmeirion, Harlech and Aberdyfi (amazing beach)

I heard you the first time—I’m putting on my shoes

^I’d be 110% in support of this
And who is this Miss Informed? 🙂

Is it a Buff Orpington? Maybe a Suffolk Punch? Or did you just sneeze on the camera lens?

Wow—gonna need a r-e-a-l-l-y big glass and envelope to trap that critter

Is it two horses standing next to each other?
Or it could be a false widow—best to burn your house down just to be on the safe side

Eat out of bins, make shoes from burst hedgehogs, look like a famous person so people give you stuff for free … it’s all just common sense really

This made me smile

Bottle your bath water, give it as presents
Drink your own pee—it’s cheaper than energy drinks
Instead of saving up for stuff just steal it …
I should so be on SuperScrimpers 8)

Do you have a pet you could teach to dance to a medley of James Bond theme tunes? That could be quite lucrative.

I ain’t no domestic goddess but Ecover laundry bleach (it’s granules, just bung it in the wash with the detergent) is pretty good at stopping whites from going grey

Despite the story being about pacus they show photos not of pacu’s teeth, which presumably is what people might be actually interested in, but a photo of piranha’s teeth – because it’s a close relative.

Maybe the fish had work done? Almost certainly those sharks have veneers …

Lionel. Or Pablo.
Wonder if he’s given you a name?

You have to show them who’s boss by boiling them into submission—nothing worse than an insolent sprout

I’ve just put the sprouts on a low simmer
…so they’ll be ready in time for December?

Good point—it’s only 134 days till Christmas and I’ve got them on a low simmer! I’ve turned the gas up now—got a nice ‘champagne boil’ going. A brassica has no business being crunchy

You’ll be OK if you keep your trunks on

Maybe if your trunks are made of Kevlar

Costco had Italian pannetone and Christmas decorations lurking in one of their isles on Friday

I’ve just put the sprouts on a low simmer

The Forum/Palatine Hill (if you ever did Latin at school, suddenly it’ll all have been worth it), Pantheon, Colosseum … get a guidebook and work your way through the sites, or ‘simply drift’, it’s such a fantastic city you can’t go wrong. If you visit museums check out opening times and allow yourself enough time to see everything (particularly the Sistine Chapel). Very jealous here!

I was overtaken by a Womble in VLM once—it wasn’t even the sporty one 🙁

I can hear Branston Pickle

Condiments talk to you??

Nakd gingerbread bar
Peanut butter and marmite sandwiches

37″ inside leg

Can you leap tall buildings in a single bound?

Even when I crashed into a dry stone wall so hard I fractured my skull I didn’t get any bruises

See I’ve got bruises just reading that—I bruise like a peach

The idea the world will continue to function after we are dead seems unfair that’s why apocalyptic fantasies are so popular and enduring. It makes our place in the universe seem more important if the world ends when we do.

TBH I’d be OK with a nice memorial bench

a more interesting question is ‘what would you do?’

I’d run outside and put the recycling in all the wrong bins

When it’s time for him to leave just set fire to the sofa bed while he’s still asleep on it—actions speak louder than words 🙂

As a kid I ate pretty anything … until my mother acquired a pressure cooker. All food emerging from that thing tasted the same whether it was stew or rice pudding. It was downhill from there …

Currently 157cm but still harbouring hopes of a late-onset growth spurt

Are there knitted toilet roll covers too? I’m trying to build a picture here … are you dating Hyacinth Bucket?

Campanologists …

It’s all them Mars Bars
I kinda like church bells—if they weren’t there how would I know when it’s three and a bit minutes past the hour?

Carpenters have something of a reputation for wanting to change the world!
Start tomorrow 🙂

Even with a kink in yer pole that’s a mighty impressive erection 🙂
When did camping get so posh?

I’m not really sure what to make of it thus far

I know I’m a lot more miserable for having watched it

Adorable … but it’s gonna take a lot of backcombing to keep him that fluffy 🙂

… or ITV2+1 (Hot Fuzz just started)

I can’t imagine where all these obese ones are?

Off making documentaries for Channel 5?

Need to know if its a boy or girl

Does it pee standing up or sitting down?

What’s its name? (Admit it, you’ve given it a name!) Charlotte perhaps?

Cruciferous Vegetable Thursday

Benji, you are Sheldon Cooper and I claim my £5

Isn’t today Cruciferous Vegetable Thursday??