My 2 share a double airbed, they prefer to sleep together as they are still a bit unsure of any noises outside the tent.

Lights off, door locked and phone off. They should get the hint…

A £20 coffee machine off groupon, far better than I expected for the money

My wife could always tell when it was a slow week at work as the postman would bring all sorts of goodies. Not really the case anymore as I have very little disposable income…

I am 6 foot 5 and pretty heavy, I used to think I was really tall until I read above! Don’t know where all you tall people hide but I am normally the tallest person by at least a head wherever I go.