Actually strap my poison suggestion!

Do HSS offer a terrier + ferret + chainsaw hire package?

hopefully what went on won’t just be brushed under the carpet.

This

Erm, I’ve lost two stone….

not really Amy better than my previous normal weight. I’m running to help lose weight, so it’s a vicious circle.

It’s easy to lose the first bit, even the special k diet will do this.

I’m not trying to do down your achievements so far, in fact it’s a great effort. It’s just if you want to go further it might take a change of strategy and actually involve eating more and less pavement pounding!

In th open with nowhere to hide and stink when they die?

Poison, shovel and a wheelie bin.

Almost there, but not quite.

If I were a misogynist then it probably would make me laugh at her made up misfortune.

Not funny.

It takes a bit more than a fat bird falling over to make me laugh.

No need with all the sugar, salt and vinegar in. It’s not going off any time soon.

(quite like ketchup)

My advice would be not to run!

It’s not the greatest exercise anyway

How about cycling – as you’re posting on STW?

Also, if you’re trying to lose body fat, and you can’t do it by diet alone? This means your diet isn’t under control….

Or epoxy resin, eg Araldite

Legitimate anonymous chase up you’ve done there imo.

Nothing like being inflammatory and then telling others to wind their neck in!

you pick the bits that fit… might be a different colour but you cant have everything..

I can’t work out if this is a joke or not?!

I have a similar problem but get the suit adjusted after purchase and it works out well.

I’ve been very impressed with Charles Tyrwhitt suits. Good materials, working cuff buttons, non fused construction. You can also buy seperates and lots of sizes, so get trousers that fit your thighs and then have them adjusted at the waist. Anything under a 4 inch reduction at the waist should look fine – I’ve gone from 36 – 32.5″ with no problem.

Don’t get the slim or tailored fit imo. They just look at bit amateur hour.

TM Lewin also a good shout.

Use quidco for an additional discount.

giving drivers the bird

Kind of works in this video. You have to have some kind of screw loose to do some of these things.

I actually did stick a GPS device on the collar of my cat. Cheapo thing off ebay, but did the trick very well.

Reason being it was spending time at another house who’s family were feeding him. Very easy to track down once we got the data back.

The house in question was about 200m away which I was suprised by at the time. Seeing the track points and time stamps was interesting stuff.

I could’t really blame the family too much. I didn’t put a collar on him and he was so cheeky he would regularly wander in to houses or peoples cars as they got in. Adorable though and got away with murder.

What happens if it’s a woman?

They will go to sleep, deficate themselves, but not get an erection.

Can’t win ’em all!

PICOLAX! PICOLAX! PICOLAX!

I stand corrected.

Not high pressure, just a wee bit dodgy and people after a bargain it seems!

I think that there is some form of high pressure sales going on here.

+1000 Picolax

I do feel for you as job searching can be challenging.

Bear in mind a Recruitment consultant’s job is to find a candidate for their client (who pays for the service) not to find a job for you (who doesn’t pay). If you are unsuitable for the job then you are wasting their time. Sorry if that’s harsh.

He can’t hear me.

DAN!

organic355: I’ve had that rack myself, it’s a fantastic value option if you want to use space efficiently and still have a solid rack.

It’s equally as good for squats as bench press which is important as the bench is the one you want to cover most in solo training. I’ve recommended it to a couple of friends who’ve been equally impressed for £130ish delivered.

In fact I’ve just checked out my own impulse buy bargain online and Argos are doing exactly the same one for even cheaper!

Argos Water Butt

Must be the dry weather we’re having this week…

Lots of love for this. How long in total?

When they roll this out in Delhi it’s possible there may not be many Edwards in there.

Saying that, you’re probably right! I’d assume they used a list of “100 most popular names” or something similar so I’d expect a Mohammed in there surely?

edit: beaten too it.

So it wasn’t a joke! Apologies all round!

Which are both owned by….

We got the joke…

Just to go off on that tangent no_eyed_deer….

I walked in to the toilets of the sadly now defunct Tangled club night at the Pheonix in Manchester.

There was a wannbee baller carefully lining up a few big fat lines of his favourite nose sherbert for him and his friends. Of course he was making sure that everyone one who came in knew about how cool and generous he was to the small crowd gathering to watch the muppet. After about 10 minutes of faffing he then bent down to partake and brushed past the sensor zone of the hand dryer a couple of feet away resulting in a large and very potent white cloud that every clubber in there was desperately trying to inhale. Once everyone calmed down the entire toilet full of people collapsed in laughter at this guy and themselves. Probably had to be there, but one of the funniest moments of my life.

Certainly haven’t bought any more (or less) Coke because of it

That’s good enough evidence for me!

Oh actually, when I think about it…..

Coca-cola are notoriosly bad at marketing campaigns!

I’m not qualified I’m afraid.

I’d recommend you get in touch with one of these reputable people:

Dr Fox
Dr Gillian McKeith
Dr Nick Riviera

Sorry, and a bench!

Not a stability ball….

Absolutely no discussion on this.

Power rack or sumo rack (height dependant)
Olympic bar and weights
Chin up bar (if you have a sumo rack)

Done!

Is it me or does it look as though he’s using 4x10kg instead of 2x20kg plates each side???

I’d have done the same wrightyson.

Ignore those who can’t separate their reality from yours!

Gt85 / wd40 aren’t lube.

Saying that, bikes chains are relatively low speed and non challenging things to lube and easy to clean. Most lubes will work just fine!

I’d be incredibly annoyed if I gave someone a really good bottle of port and they passed it on.

Drink your gift! Preferably with the person who gave it to you.

In the summer I’d stick some kevlar ones in if it were me.

Good combo of longevity and stopping niceness. Also being and inbetween kind of thing it takes the thinking out of it.

Others may disagree and probably will do!

Second hand is great if you know what you’re doing.

It’s a fluid market and so those with the most knowledge should be able to use this to get the best value.

I picked up an unused GR Agressor XCR from a guy on Ebay who’d claimed he’d ridden it loads, but it was just to make himself look good. The chain had zero wear, the halfords sticks hard no marks, and it had the bobbles still on the tyres. Easy to see on ebay pictures. £300 for £1000 of new bike (included decent pedals and computer).

Also part of the skill is to spot the dog that’s been oversold as new and shiny… Unless the price is great!

Other times I’ve been unsuccesful because my competition have the same information to make a purchasing decision at the price I want or above.

Again +1 to Stroud.

Glad to see it’s still the standard 14 years after my first year at uni.

Can we add this to Microsoft Security Essentials online the STW approved suppliers list?

I quite like a sports person who just goes out there and trains and performs as well as they can, and don’t put any consideration in to their public image.

And so for this, I like Mr Froome.

I’m thinking of other sports people fit in to this category….

Paula Radcliffe
Jonny Wilkinson

Loads out there.

Torminalis and then the follow up by Junkyard.

Great posts. He went out with someone previously. If you want him to edit them out of his life, or simply tell white lies to pacify you, then you need to look at yourself. If he is obsessed with his exs then he needs to look at himself.

As Junkyard says, we can’t work it out from the limited information given.

Either way it’s not looking promising for the relationship and one of you needs to get a grip.