are you moving on a treadmill?

you shouldn’t have to sedate a dog unless it’s absolutely necessary. I wouldn’t consider nail clipping a good reason unless it affected the dog in other ways.

that’s a terrible website.

I really hope it wasn’t a mistake. I ordered mine last night and it went through.

I wouldn’t get screwgates personally. you don’t need too many for personal climbing. wiregates are much more versatile and lighter. horses for courses of course but that’s my tuppence worth

Blokes go to strip shows for a bit of a perv, women go to point and laugh.

Balls!

I’m on the vino, i’m afraid. Red

Perhaps Friday night is the wrong time to seek advice!

The time and date have nothing to do with the quality of advice; it’s the location!

a teacher collegue of mine said she saw a year 8 pupil of hers in town wearing a t-shirt that said ‘I like clunge’!

in order for me to become a black hole, i’d have to have a density in the order of 10^80kg/m^3

no mention of helmets yet…

Those couriors = 8O

Appropriate use of bed music BBC.

woman who’s daughter was killed by a cement truck….

Song choice: DJ Shadow, Organ Donor

priceless

I don’t think i’d want to be a cyclist OR a lorry driver in londaaaann

I very much doubt those that are killed went out looking for it

that’s not what I said.

people who ride to find bad driving will find it because they are looking for it. some might say they create their own situations!

That tanker guy should be hunted down.

hear! hear!

I worked with a guy in a scrap merchants (my dad was a lorry driver for the same company) who came in to the room I was working sorting some copper piping and said I should stop doing what I was doing and that I needed to go to the hospital with him as my dad was involved in a terrible accident and that he’d killed someone. the guy took me out of town before the car ‘broke down’ and he got me to get out to give him a push before he sped off leaving me miles out of town thinking my dad was going to go to jail or something worse!

you can’t do anything better or worse than putting a new chain on to see if it meshes. if it doesn’t and you don’t ride it like that for a prolonged period you can always change the cassette at a later date.

entwistle is out of bounds for cyclists as far as im aware and TBH it’s no great loss as it is flat all the way around it. Rivvy is far far better and only over the hill from there.

anything from Roger’s Profanisaurus

dribbling – Member
Pie.

I like pie!

Regular (portion of chips, coffee etc)

this is another one that boils my p1ss – what is so god damned wrong with saying something is small for christ’s sake

it’s less ambiguous to start

I like the word ‘flump’. it has two definitions

1) noun: a marshmallow type sweet we all enjoyed as kids
2) Adj: a contraction of two words; fat and lump

oo ooo oooo I have one – anyone who starts a word with hash-tag infront of it. WTF does hash-tag effing mean??

And just what do you think the “N” in PIN stands for you brainless sack of (expletive deleted)?

it’s so the stupid people of the world don’t get it confused with PI number or 3.14159265359

people who say the word ‘literally’ when they mean ‘actually’ or ‘figuratively’. boils my p1ss

he looks small to me…actually, I’m just very far away from the TV

Evolution cycles in Bangor are as good a shop you’re likely to find elsewhere.

5.1 is 5.1 is 5.1 – it’ll be fine

I’ve used senditnow.com (essentially Parcelforce). they are the cheapest I’ve used at £10.99 for 48hr for upto 32 kgs

I believe that if it was such a bad thing to lie to our children about a fat man in a red costume with a drinking problem and a penchant for the vertically challenged, then why do we continue to perpetuate said lie?

I was teaching a class of yr 7’s about aliens and asked them to find evidence for or against them existing.

The results were startling as they came out overwhelmingly in favour of them existing. Some of them even suggested that they didn’t need to look on the internet because they know they exist!

you can’t beat that logic!

good luck whatever you decide – she probably won’t believe you….for now

A bit small but I can recommend my neighbour’s cottage. North wales (caernarfon) 50 mins fro CyB and Penmanchno and Antur stiniog

http://www.menaiholidays.co.uk/accommodation/details/gardener_s_cottage

They were dangerous but thought they were the best drivers on the road.

Nobody likes to be told they are bad at something.

It must be the tyres. The alternative is unthinkable.

:lol:

How to jump with Fabian Barel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdTSuq8s-eA

you should put the subtitles on for this video – they are hilarious

What I don’t understand is why they are effectively get out of jail free cards? If you’ve committed a serious enough offence that the Popo feel you need a bit of re-educating that’s fine, but you should be penalised for the offence too. IMO they shouldn’t be an either or, option.

Whatever your (wrong in this case) opinion is, you cannot deny that £85 isn’t getting off scot-free. just because you don’t get the points, it doesn’t mean it has been overlooked by any stretch of the imagination.

I don’t feel like I need re-educating in how speed kills but I am opting for the course because I think it might teach me some things I wasn’t aware of.

That is brilliant. made me laugh.