got a ti 1 but will always b 2nd to my wht fizik

And I thought MBUK readers didn’t venture here :-(

Find her new fella, go and see him at a local. Give him a well-used anal plug and ask to return to her. One of those:

Right, how about better training instead? When I did my licence I never needed to know how to drive on a motorway, after dark or when it’s seriously wet. My mate had his test cancelled as it rained heavily on the day. He still drives his Polo on the A40 from London westwards at the maximum speed of 40mph as he’s too scared to go higher. Safe driver?

Down my end of the A316 we have those average speed cameras set at 30mph. Policing what? Cones, more cones, even more cones and… another load of cones. Everybody seems to be taking smaller local roads as they can get there (wherever that is) more quickly. People are annoyed and as soon as the restriction ends and you’re on the M3 it seems nobody drives at less than 90mph. I was doing 70 the other day (maybe just under) and was overtaken as if I were a stationary object. Police? What Police? Cameras were treated as a joke. Floor the accelerator, drive at any speed you want/can, see a camera, slam on the brake, drive under the current limit, floor the accelerator again. Repeat till the end of your journey.
50mph won’t change anything if no Police in patrol cars or on superfast motorcycles are about. We all break the rule, don’t we? Otherwise how would you know if your car can top a tonne?

ebay, I bought mine there and had it delivered within a few days.

WCA what will you be driving next?
Cool and improactical?

Exciting and lively neighbourhood.

I had a ti Alien and… it snapped cleanly. No warning, no nothing. USE told me they had been aware of such instances with their titanium posts. I also had an aluminium Alien. Never felt safe enough so sold it promptly. I shan’t touch an Alien ever again (unless somehow somebody changes my mind, yep!).

eth3er, you wear a pink helmet??? A bloke who likes a pink helmet and wants to eat someone off… “Queer as Folk” springs to mind.

Look, it’s only the forks you need o get them and have fun. Hubs, rings, why not? Service? Avoid clearly.

Get it customised so it still looks like XP, not too difficult. Do you still drive the leaded-petrol car? They were lovely too. Happy fiddling!

Manitou – what’s your email? Or phone number? Or contact me yourself if easier that way.

jwr – spot on, but the price is awful I reckon.

I have Shimano dx flats – £30 off the ebay brand new. Better than Kona, let alone DMR whose pins afe fat and disagree with my shoes (skate jobbies from Santa Cruz).

Following that line of thought we should have 10mph limit in towns so morons on pushbikes who don’t care about the Highway Code can live safe in the knowledge even if they get whacked they’ll be fine. And how about petting NSL at 40 for motorways? More people will survive the crashes there. On top of the above, maybe we should have only 1st gear fitted in a regular car and in order to have more, ie. 2, you’d need to be under the age of 25 with the minimum of 35 years of driving experience, no points ever and health of an astronaut?

Manitou, get in touch tomorrow, not qualified isn’t a serious problem. I’m off for a few £1 pints in a moment so no point in doing it today. Cheers!

Get her the newest MBUK-recommended rig there is. Ignore the weight, price and style as long as Doddy says it’s fine. Like this:

BETD is the same bunch of guys as Goldtech and Burgetc. My Burgtec hub is perfect so why should BETD/Goldtech stuff be any different?

To top it up:
Leryn Franco

Name – who cares?

Niki Gudex

Nagged by wife – David Williams, darn it!

And someting important:
Vanda Hadarean

For the ladies and a few gayers here ;-)

There is also David Williams of rugby but he waxes his chest and looks too fit to feature ;-)

Equality for both sexes! – Agata Wrobel of Poland (weightlifting)

Playing with balls – Francesca Piccinini, Italian volleyballista.

Punch him on the nose, kick in the gonads and sl*g his wife. That will teach him good manners!

Drink the wine, flash it with vodka and add some port to balance things out. Your cooking will improve no end ;-)

Amber Rais – Team TIBCO

I love lizards!

Laure Manaudou


Stephanie Rice

So apart from looking a complete pillock, will I gain anything by fitting alloys to my 406 Estate (Diesel with a turbo and all 90 horses)? Original steel wheels are 195/65/15, alloys would be the same size. Anybody?

Good luck!

But what about the forks with QR? Can you make them more secure somehow?

Pokerist Layla Kayleigh

Sorry, MM. I thought blokes didn’t like pink/purple and birds did.
Tiboy, would it be you by any chance? ;-)

MM There are other colours too. I only thought you were a man of good taste ;-)

Girlfriend? It was too much, bikes will never be.