Having a quick blast of W**k to give me an appetite before I grab some lunch. I've had to shut the blinds in the office here this morning as people looking in at meer are putting me off my w**k.
Just had the postman out; he's busy w**king and deposited me something nice through the door, he always puts a smile on my face.

Ton, for the love or all things sacred put a name to the blue boot lovely!

To be honest fella I think it was your refusal to do anything about it that got peoples backs up. A lot of people buy and sell on here and on the face of it its just done on trust my mates who don't really know each other.

I sold something on here recently that didn't turn up. I refunded the bloke and was intending to claim the money back when the parcel was returned to me my RM. He's now re-bought it and it been sent again. A mare for both of us but dealing with things with a bit of banter kept us both smiling.

Christmas spirit and all that…

Ok so let me get this right He sells 2x Cd's at £3 a pop plus postage so prob about £7.

If he was not a cok about this he could claim back the cost to replace the two Cd's from RM which means he could prob claim back about £28 – £30.
He could refund the money and still be £20 up at least.

This is one small action he could do that would make all parties happy. The fact that he refuses to do this just tells me he's a bell end.

Rant over

Aiming to at least one event a month leading up to kielder. A few sportives, TT's, Tri and enduro's to mix it up a bit. Fancy a summer epic and might ride over to France to catch some of the tour.

Oh and I'd quite like a dabble at the girl next door…..

Looks good, it says it takes in the Altura trail which could be either a 10k loop, a 9k loop or both 🙂
Ton any idea of the route it did last year?

mmmm reminds me of the time I was bouldering over at Dove Stones; Walking back to the car after a hard days climbing I was met by a drop dead gorgeous hottie in the tightest dress and boots I've ever seen accompined by two lads one sporting a camera, the other a tripod. She gave me a lil smile and wink as we passed and i've regretted ever since not turning on my heels to offer my services for a walk on part 🙂
I'm over the 1st marriage, although this still chokes me….

Whhheeey Horaah for me 🙂

CK is that a new language???

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worth a punt…

How do we do the boxy quote thing above?

I had detention quite a few times, the worst for jumping out a groundfloor window during a lesson geting naked and running round the school field. Would have got away with that one if some tosser hadn't grabbed my clothes and shut the window.
Not much of a defense when you have to walk round then knock on the class door cupping ya nads 😳

Yeah def a cock, a cock I say COCK!!! (might as well go for broke before be handed my coat)

Whoops judging by Manwells thread there might be a few of us missing for a day

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though i look at it the other way.

Blacked out windows means either, there is something to hide, or the person thinks that they are safe to leave thier phone/laptop/bike in the back BECAUSE they have blacked out windows.
so even if there is nothing inside, its worth putting a brick through the window just to check

Carried the dead in with blacked out windows for years….. treat the car like a slag and never worried about where I park or leave it but never been broken into

Lmao yeah mate bet he'll charge you 50p next time mate. Is that 1p for every person that thinks your a cok?

iDave, Is that one of your pics or did you you seek the appropriate copyright to re-publish it? 😆

I use a messenger bag on a daily basis, although I do use a bright yellow north face one to just avoid any confusion….

every ride in winter, when ever it needs it in summer

I'd have said that the miniscule difference a larger rotating mass would give you would be countered by the minscule extra weight of the largers cog, rings and chain….

My only thing I'd be bothered about would benefitting from the extra groud clearance of a smaller set up

Whats your favourite colur, Pink or Brown?

Anyone seen TJ?

Looks good but you need white cabling now 🙂

I used to be into Necrophilia until some roten cu*t split on me….

How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from

Loads of crap lines over the years but the wingman always worked for me. When your out with a mate wait till he goes to the bar and then go over to a couple of women and tell the munter of the pair your mate fancies her and invite them over for a drink. Tell your mate the hot one's up for some so he needs to keep her friend happy…..
Women walkover and your mate does all the hard work leaving you to chat with the hottie… Worked numerous times for me but you need a good wingman!!!! Nothing better than getting laid and then being able to rip your mate for shagging the bird from the planet of the apes 🙂

What happended to point 3. of your schedule?
Go on whats your dirty little secret?!

My mates selling a red stiffee, what size you after?

Rest it dude, trying to battle through just leads to a longer recovery and possibly weaker ankle long term

Yeh I do like the hip flask idea, keep the ideas rolling guys

It may sound a bit lavish to some but i'd rather spend a bit extra money on a keeper than something he'll have grown out of in 6 months.

Sit on the floor beer in one hand hair dryer in the other takes no more than 15 mins or two cans worth

What size is it? personally if your gonna spray it you might as well let the buyer do it and then let them choose the colour…

Sounds like you've got to many gears…. get a SS

Lol ok so what do we reckon was going on here?
I'm throwing my hat in the ring and going for a Tiger Nosh…
it's Ggggrrreeaaatttt!

Ok now I want to do a really long trip, goddamnit

failing that… http://www.mtbtransuk.co.uk/wales/
14th – 21st Aug 2010

17.10.09… http://www.bike-transalp.de/englisch/
Do the proper one for less money and relish in sun rather than the rain

Can't go far wrong with a fizik gobi, SDG Bel air's suited my glutes and are that popular they can't be bad. Failing all else get a Brookes and never look back. Unless you want to see how good it looks on your downhill rig

I know a guy that could prob sort you out, he would want the money up front and details of the "hit".

ohhh one sec…… snipe…… nevermind.

You never saw me…… I wasn't even here.

knowing the missus some daft veggie dish

yes please dan@gravitysucks.co.uk