Elfinsafety – Member
I would second what Ernie sez. For added effect, scrawl ‘Facha iz a narzi’ on the front of your house. Scatter some spil bin bags full of stinky rubbish about. Have at least 3 or 4 very aggressive barky dogs, preferably Pit-Bulls and Rottweilers, that sort of breed. When people come round to view the house, play really really loud DnB, and stage mock yet realistic looking rows with your family members, where you call each other all sorts of a ****. Even better, practice stage blows on your wife, that look like proper vicious ones. Bit of make-up should provide some nice black eyes for your wife and kids.
Or if all that’s a bit too much hassle, just get me round….
Elfinsafety: terrorising neighbours since nineteen seventy two….
wouldn’t do the above il play Mozart and offer the new buyers a warm welcome
If you get any shit contact me and il make things a lot easier for you and your family.