I think the spelling police from here need to get over to
pinkbike now and sort them youth out 😆

Didn't Sir Jeff Hurst turn round 4 years ago and say something
on the lines of "FFS give it a rest", when the 66 team
where dragged up yet again.

You may find that we are all on the "watch list" any way, after
the number of references to "Nuke it from orbit" and "Own with
some bombers". 8)

sarong

I think you will find that is spelt "So Wrong" 🙂
to miss quote Ali G.

Sorry to hear that Pook, but there is room now, I'm about
to leave joblesstrackworld 8)

Sluggish Snail, not enough coffee 😳

Lardy Cake 😛

Chances are all flights will be grounded for volcanic ash any way.

Yes, your wife is leagal to drive, just sent mine off for
renewal so I'm in the same boat.

David Koresh, wasn't he the guy that married Liza Minnelli??

Could always try asking this lot

One from the CTC.
Washing up liquid and sugar.

This one is quite nice.

This'll sort all them tanks..

I think you will find that this is a saracen 8)

Tanks are so 20th Century 😆
Not much use against one of these bad boys..

pedant] That's not a tank, it's a self-propelled gun [/pedant]

Actually its a Tank Destroyer.

begs the question were they obeying the rule of the road these cyclist or is it as usual the cars fault

Typical responce from a car driver! But as the accident
happened in Belgium, it is the car drivers fault unless
he can prove otherwise.

Problem is though that plastic is all we have in these south eastern parts

So what about Harrisons Rock, Bowles Rocks and all the other
sandstone outcrops near Tonbridge Wells.

three..

I remember the first time I voted. I was so young and excited that I turned up a day early at the polling station. A case of premature election

Jasper Carrot 1983 8)

From what I can remember (60's 70's), unstitch the tub, fix the puncture.
Stitch the tub back up, trying not to put the needle though the
inner tube.
[meerkat]simples[/meerkat]

Its the Cotswolds equivalent to a trail center.

Tyre Inflators

picy from today.

Some at the bottm of the garden (well my mothers garden to be exact)
i shall have to head out towards Wye tomorrow and see what the bluebells are like in Kings Wood.

Work fine, no problem setting up at all.

There is this stuff
advertised on the telly at the moment kills 99.999999999999% of all known bacteria.

You think he may have noticed the bridge on the second or third time round, and thought "That looks familier"

Beginners guide to TT's

Brand-X £99.99 from Chain Reactions.

Youtube's blocked here, is that the Rowan Atkinson sketch?

Indeed it is..

Do they put crack in them?

No Crystal Meths, they put crack in Pringles. 😀

Driving Test.

How about asking him on a stw ride.

Can be used as a deterrent against cats pooing in your garden.

Try this 😆

"You should have a bell"

Has said to me as well.
With handle bars fitted with cycle computer, gps and hrm.
My reply has been:- "And where do I fit this bell?"
for which there has been no answer.

damm I've been rumbled…. 😉