da daa da daa…
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Oh not that Wagner!

I’d say yes, but be in the 98% that would shoot, but not to kill or hit..

Is this not a rip-off of the ‘Clarkson Farm’ done by
Paul Whitehouse? (or was it Harry Enfield, or the Fast Show)

Mods, please ban this man for using the most offensive
word in the entire civilised universe

… which is?

It come from the US prisons, where inmates would use it as a avert, that they where available for sex.

Would they do it, if they knew the original meaning of wearing their trousers like that?

Just continuing what was started in the 80’s.
British Gas, BT, Giro Bank, British Rail, etc, etc, etc…
Soon the entire UK will be foreign owned.

interesting article on the subject[/url]

It’s some indicator on how gay your car is 😉

how about the i-dump.
Thats taking a Apple sh*t

Here we go again 🙄

falkirk-mark
It’s called observation; it’s what you are supposed to do while driving.
(or at least that how we where tought to drive in my day)

Taken around 17:50 about the time of sunset here, but it has been overcast all day and raining, so dark by 17:30 when I left work.

It’s usally about this time of year that the letters in
the local rag start, with people complaining about “cyclists” having no lights on in the dark.
(stange that they manage to spot them, but not the ones lite up like a christmas tree)
But 26 and more people driving round in the dark with no lights is appalling. How observant are these people? I mean “oh look it’s dark, every one else has their lights on, may be I should turn on mine as well”

Terminator:

“Your T1000 has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down, you will lose any mission parameters if you have not saved them”

To use the L.A. reply “what ever”.
But why F*ck with the original footage.

It’s short for “My Parent’s are Pretentious *ankers”

for the apple geeks

nielforrow, correct.
Despite being given the option to head off to their favorite track, they all decided to come on my route. They are now whining like a bunch of girls, on where I took them. 😕

These seem to be popular at the mo.

usually worn covering the face, with only the eyes showing
and the person in the scarf saying something on the lines of “death to america” 😐

nnoooo not Cannock..
First letter is correct though. (think Jim Bowen)

Morris Traveller, great bike carrier, either with a roof rack or in the back.

Car my neice had for her wedding last year. The lad that
drives it laughs at his mates, in their Novers and Corsas with their £2,000 plus a year insurance bills.
No VED, cheap insurance, on the down side, no seat belts.

orgasm gap
come again!! 8)

will some one please feed the hamster 🙂

You had to take one of the cats to the vets. 😉

More insect porn…

Had a minor off in the FoD today!
Rode the FS which is still fitted with summer tyres (Hutchingson Cobras).
So steep slope I normal breeze, front wheel washout and ended up wrapped round a tree.
Ended up having to take my shoe off to expredite myself from the situation 😳

cut it in half and hang up for the birds.

why you should turn off your TV
(may contain Marcus Brigstock)

errrr, see Dibbs post above

The average car uses plenty of power just sat on the drive if it has remote central locking and an alarm. Do you disconnect the battery?

Dose it?
It can sit there for a good few moths before the battery goes completely flat. (talking from experience)

by Graham Haller[/url] , on Flickr

Mine uses less than 1w on stand-by. Not a big issue.

Do you also leave the car engine running, while it is sat on the driveway all the time, on the ground that it only used a little bit of petrol on tick over?

i bet he stole my kona. i will hunt this chap down now. thanks for giving me his name.

Let me have a few minutes with him, I will use my own bolt cutters – scumbag

He may want to stay inside for a bit longer than six months..

Bakewell pie, well from Bakewell.

Well a few predictions for the new series:-
Despite the fact the apprentice has been on for 5 or more years, so the competitors should know what to expect, one team will make an ‘arty farty’ ad campaign, which lord sugar will hate.
The competitor that bulls**t the most about being the “best” sales person in the group will make the least money in the selling task.

John Cleare

Results are out..[/url]

Managed 3 out of 4

tssk, you youngans just don’t have the endurance do you 8)
They won’t let us Vets do 4 laps, mind 2 laps was enough for me
today..

I’m in 8)
Don’t expect a fantastic time though..