Simplicity
Although I am your guest I in no way share in interest in art, nick-nacks, wicker furniture, knitting, flock wall paper, patterned carpets, china cats and above all dolls of any sort.
I do need a on-suite shower/bath room that I can swing a cat in (I’ll supply my own cat) preferably not pink or avocado.
A Radio that works, and by work I mean that it receives the Radio 4 without interference. You would be surprised at how complex this seems to be.
A pint glass.
Free WiFi
If you choose to supply a TV a remote control make sure that the batteries are charged.