I used to be really into theregister, but I feel they’re taking the “politically incorrect” tone too far these days.

Disable Flash.

have you tried it in your penis beaker yet?

could do

I might get the actual camera out next time…

Hills.

Bugger.

Would adding a little water prevent it self-crystallizing, do you think?

Still going after two months with great results for the plants and the overwhelming hordes of shrimp.

Has anyone beat this…yet? 😉

People who makes jokes about killing/eating other people’s pets are not funny.

Grow up.

I was only asking. Sheesh…

Scared the shit outta me at 8, but not as much as RoboCop, yikes!

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/releases/alien-0

You mean Alien the 18 rated film?

To be fair, when you sign your life away you have to answer these:

“1. Are you aware that if you go ahead to the last screen and press the ‘Yes’ button, you will be given a lethal dose of medications and die?
2. Are you certain you understand that if you proceed and press the ‘Yes’ button on the next screen that you will die?
3. In 15 seconds you will be given a lethal injection… press ‘Yes’ to proceed.”

That’s 3/3, not even best of!

Right, I guess it wasn’t really you then, flanagaj.

Sorry, was someone kidding when they said this petition was started by a STW’er?

*ahem*

Yeah, the TL;DR is that it’s not as secure, transparent or auditable as paper voting.

Plus, check out some of the coverage on US voting machines!

Good work again, peeps.

Top trolling nach.

Eeer…

Sexonded! Ta.

Blink blink blink

Out!*

This is just silly.

*Non political

Yes.*
Mainly because it’s nothing to do with him.

*I had to change this as I’m really getting confused – I’m learning another language and they use the “no” as we might use a yes!

Hah!

If the book is the list of voters, it may kill you yet 😛

Sulphuric acid?

Lavender and Tea Tree do help but may damage adhesive.

What’s wrong with a colouring pencil?

I appreciate your chemical nouse, but I really don’t see the sense in advising to make a [potentially very] dangerous mixture when bleach or peroxide would just do the job…

I read your post. Especially the bit that says “bleach + vinegar produces chlorine”.

http://chemistry.about.com/b/2007/09/26/the-killing-power-of-bleach-and-vinegar.htm

etc

I really don’t think this is a good idea. Perhaps outside, but even so…

EDIT:

http://www.state.nj.us/health/eoh/cehsweb/bleach_fs.pdf
“Mixing bleach and acids:
When chlorine bleach is mixed with an acid, chlorine gas is given off.
Chlorine gas and water combine to make hydrochloric and hypochlorous acids.
Chlorine gas exposure, even at low levels, almost always irritates the mucous membranes (eyes,throat, and nose), and causes coughing and breathing problems, burning and watery eyes, and a runny nose. Higher levels of exposure can cause chest pain, more severe breathing difficulties, vomiting, pneumonia, and fluid in the lungs. Very high levels can cause death.

Chlorine can be absorbed through the skin, resulting in pain, inflammation, swelling, and blistering.

Hydrochloric acid also causes burns to the skin, eyes, nose, throat, mouth and lungs. ”

you can mix bleach and vinegar

Why would you do that?!? Dude, that’s going to release chlorine gas!

microwave*

*no not really

I have to say I don’t quite understand what has happened here, but DO NOT use any forks that have been deformed in any way. The materials used are *extremely* quick to fatigue.

Peroxide.

Not neat, like Vanish or denture disinfectant or something.

You got done mate, it’s only got half a fork.

Thread: EJECT!

Oh I thought e.u., hah

Thanks dude!

What’s wordfiltered?

Ff he’s got steady hands and a bottle of ferrofluid he can change the domes himself.

Some reviews report the screen colours as very wrong, too blue and with poor greys.

Cougar, that’s not very nice :/

A great many new small cars still have drum brakes.

Rear wheel? Drum brakes have a pivot at one end* of the pads, I’d guess that the pivot aligns to forward, and either your brake cable or another part of the brake is not releasing and the brake binds as you push against it.

Service!

*when you look at it from the side

Here, if turning clockwise, the right hand pad may bind if dragging.